"New year, new me" well I've gotten more evil since last year and I plan to continue that. Comically evil; I'm gonna kick ur toddler off their bike and steal it, riding off before they can get off the pavement. That kid is then gonna grow up and time travel back to the day this happens so they can stop me. I've planned ahead so they never know my next move and I'll be expecting this, and since time travel exists and it implies other superpowers are possible, I'm gonna steal their time traveling device and go to the future. I'll come back as a dog so now they can't fight me, they don't know I have the intelligence of a human, so I get away with my doings. That kid will go on to help others who face the same problem (bike being stolen) and become a hero to them while not getting justice for what happened the day I stole their bike.
Years later, one event happens that gives the kid closure though...
I forget I am physically a dog and eat chocolate and other stuff I can't have, and in my realization, I bark out a final phrase. "I HAVE YOUR BIKE" in that kid's direction (I'm able to speak English if I want, I'm a cool dog) before laying down so the kid knows I'm the one that did it; The villain that committed that theft so long ago before becoming a dog.
I secretly am able to switch from dog to human whenever I want so I turn human when the kid isn't looking and I live.
And that's my plan 2026 LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN
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