clown

he/they/beep

[clownboy-brainrot]

[hisuizorua]

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

[volcanows]

my friends keep trying to look in the mirror but i dont have mirrors in my car so i fixed it

[volcanows]

my friends keep trying to look in the mirror but i dont have mirrors in my car so i fixed it

[dykeselfcest]

recent epidemic of adaptations that take lots of liberties with the source material and also, separately, are bad. but then if you say "this is bad" you get hit with "you're just being a source material purist and you don't understand the vision"...like. well actually I think it rules when people do new and different things with classic works. I just think these particular new and different things suck ass.

[lobodecasa]

tell me to grow wings...

[hisinfernalvamp666]

I jerked it too hard it fell off and that's why i have no penis

[entouragelvr75]

lets all be happy forever... okay?

[theforsakenprince]

Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life

[opt1gan]

More utdr musings from the past few days

[paleolithic-art]

Frieze of the Small Horses, Axial Gallery, Lascaux cave

Magdalenian, 15,500 ybp

[captain-price-returns]

gentrification is when trash goes in trash cans

[iamthemaestro]

found this at an antique shop the other day and was immediately like oh this belongs on tumblr. sniles sneetly. fwowns fwangry.

[saph-the-queer]

Who up sniling and not fwowning

[robogrind]

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

[doomtemparts]

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.

[cinnamorel]

Soupy.................(I like to give her a round nose like a seal •u•)

The 8 year old girl inside of me longs for a real dress up sequence so bad

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from