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Booty shorts that say this
there's been a question that's been on my mind ever since i read masters of death (about 2 years ago)
olivie, have you ever been in the harry potter fandom?
i'm sorry but that entire book reminded me so much of the master of death harry potter fics i used to binge back in the day and i NEED answers. this is actually my #1 conspiracy theory
do me a quick favor and look up olivie blake on ao3
(don’t say anything guys it’ll be sooo funny)
I finished my first embroidery project!! After three years of putting it away for months only to pick it up again, my hobbit hole is finally complete and I’m so proud of how it turned out! If you’re interested, my blog holds some of my old progress pictures:)
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"If you accept any food from the fae, they shall never let you go" is a human belief. The fair folk stand by the principle that if you feed 'em, you gotta keep 'em. If wildlife learns to rely on you for food, you have already fucked up, and you can't just stop feeding them cold turkey. That human is your responsibility now. Because you left your peach cobbler unsupervised.
How long can a oneshot fanfic be before it should be multiple chapters?
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Results/don’t read fanfic/idc
How long can a oneshot fanfic be before it should be multiple chapters?
500-1000 words
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My dudes
putting butter on toasted bread is so good has anyone else tried this shit
intersring dish. drop the recipe
Im so glad you asked! In my family, we’re a little different. For generations, butter has been a staple ingredient in all of our recipes. It all started in 1943 when my great grandfather Jo discovered cows. As a youngster he used to churn milk while watching the family of mourning doves on the neighbors land fight over the plumpest worms each morning. The doves feeding their children inspired grandpa Jo so much throughout the years that an idea sparked in his head. He then started the family business we all know as Bo’s kitchen (changed it to Bo for the letter B from butter.)
One day a young woman named Margeryne came into our shop and excitedly declared she also enjoyed making food in the shape of a rectangle. Upon hearing this grandpa Jo almost called his lawyer to file a lawsuit, assuming if anyone else found a way to make food in the shape of a rectangle it must be a stolen copy of our one-of-a-kind melt-in-your-mouth butter recipe. But he stopped dead in his tracks when he heard her call this rectangular food a “Loaf.” We stared in awe at her creation for what felt like hours. That’s when I tried bread for the very first time. It was shockingly delicious and wonderfully fluffy.
But, even then, I had never thought about putting butter on top of bread before. In this recipe I will show you how two rectangular foods combine to make something even greater, something that will make you say Mmmmm! like you’ve never said it before.
Ingredients:
- butter
- bread
Directions:
Toast 2 slices of bread, spread a pad of butter on the tops of each, serve warm.
2 stars. it was terrible. idk what went wrong, i replaced the bread with a brick and the butter for cement paste to cut back on carbs (im on the curbs diet) and it just tasted like rocks. WTF. 😡😡
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WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING ON GAME CHANGERS TONIGHT LMAO!?!?!!! You brightened up my day making an appearance and you did great btw!!! How'd you get on?
thank you! i've been on dropout a few times now!
first time in 2023 for the game changer episode "pencils down", caldwell had recommended me! we've been friends for like,,, almost 9 years now and he was my first board partner at disney. when he was cast for the episode i believe they needed one more spot filled kinda last minute so he threw my name in.
then i was on um actually in 2025 bc ify asked me if i'd be interested! i said yes of course~
then we filmed this most recent game changer in 2025 as well! i believe they brought me back since i was in "pencils down"~
"That pairing would never be canon" and what of it? I'm only supposed to ship what the church tells me to or something?
Movement nudge, hand mobility! 🙌
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1) do this even if you're under 40. seriously. I definitely should have been doing something like this for years and I only turned 40 a month and a half ago
2) if you're like me just now trying this going "oh god i've only done 15 and i think my hands are cramping" start lower than 30 and increase by 5 once whatever number you're doing no longer makes your hand cramp up. I can manage about 15 per exercise at the moment.
If you're hypermobile, be especially gentle.
Finished, 3rd project by CatApproved-007 on reddit.
IVE BEEN HANGING OUT WITH MY FRIEND FOR LIKE A YEAR NOW AND IT TURNS OUT WE KNEW EACH OTHER AND WERE FRIENDS WITH EACH OTHER PRETRANSITION
we we’re talking about how we had a mutual friend and how that was so wild and then they mentioned another friend i knew and i was like “yeah i played soccer with them both in the park” and my friend was like “wait does your deadname start with a C” and it turns out she was also there and we just had no idea who each other was this entire time till now
This is fucking wild
This is half a plot for a modern Shakespearean comedy of errors.
Romcom where two people meet cute and bond over how awful their exes were and plan elaborate revenge schemes but it turns out they both transitioned and are helping to plan revenge plots against themselves
STOP telling me when people are typing. it's bad enough i have to figure out how not to interrupt people in verbal conversations and now we're doing it in WRITING????
YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN HANDLE CRITIQUE. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN EMBRACE BEING TOLD YOU WERE WRONG. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH UNPLEASANT TASKS. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN DELIVER DISAPPOINTING NEWS. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU KNOW HOW TO BE DISAGREED WITH. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN BE CORRECTED. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN BE TOLD YOU MESSED UP. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU ARE ABLE TO DO HARD THINGS.
everyone who read or watched murderbot and came away with the interpretation that mensah is its mother figure is wrong. they're something else. they're indefinable. they're secret third thing. they would cross galaxies to save each other.
arada and overse are murderbot's moms.
*has a thought and has to scroll back to where I was on the tumblr dashboard to remember it*