king uzi vert

Greek | im still alive | Cancer | im funny | My heart belong to Uzi

[im-like]

HEY

[clowncoreuzi]

forgot i did this

[sayruq]

This is human trafficking

[huffylemon]

[trixation]

some more life hacks for ya’ll

[lillith-in-eden]

That pinky one…why couldnt they have showed me that at COLLEGE

[piedude]

This reminds me of the time before life hacks showed us stuff like how to break into a house.

[life-in-northern-town-deactivat]

Admit it, we would all lose the chapstick money

[clowncoreuzi]

[clowncoreuzi]

relic lmao

[clowncoreuzi]

yo this website kinda sux lmao why was i on here every day in high school

[clowncoreuzi]

[yearofthesnitch]

put in the tags the first thing that comes up when u type “i am,” “i’m not,” “i love,” “i hate,” and “i wish”

[octopaca-deactivated20180216]

well that was a wild ride

[unclewalk-deactivated20190218]

Geee Zuss

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

I am so obsessed with my makeup I’m not a good man I love you I hate when I get home I wish I could be there for you

[whitegirlsaintshit]

i am the oracle of the universe i’m not going to the gym today because she is a good friend to me i love is a trash bag i hate this job i wish you could have been the crown

[hotgrrlbummer]

rat bastard (complimentary)

[clowncoreuzi]

go follow my tiktok its clowncoreuzi im changin my blog name too

[clowncoreuzi]

i cut my finger shucking an oyster yesterday and it hurts

[muneco]

fuck it

joker on da stairs

[91837439298272-282828-deactivat]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[su-sketches]

when you open a new tab and can’t remember why

[twilightprincipessa]

when you close it and then remember why you opened it

[illinicoise]

when your son tricks you into driving him to a PowerLine Concert instead of a fishing trip

[eroscestlavie]

the hot new tv trope…bottom storage.  

[eroscestlavie]

bottom storage = when your gay-coded villain is defeated but is too charismatic and important to the plot to actually be killed off and is also too interesting to be put in actual prison, but also needs to be accessible for talking to or possibly being a b-character in future movies with a different villain? he gets put, in Bottom Storage. which is a prison with no actual bars on it that instead looks like huge tupperware. and he goes in there. 

thats Bottom Storage.

[lezbianz]

[chrismcbastard]

[gundulablumi]

Fire on Ice

[bessejohann]

Flowers 2020

Johann Besse