24/7 godchild lockdown

✞ johnni✞ ✞ 30 ✞ ✞ it/its ✞ ✞ welcome to my twisted ankle ✞

[dorkhellbside]

cats love sleeping on or next to you and slowly bake you like an oven roast chicken

[rowan-e-ravenwood]

new top contender

[gaystation4]

[sofuton]

[everyteenager4free1]

[beastliness]

happy 10 year anniversary to the puppet master that cursed my dick

[shopwitchvamp]

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

[adonischildsupportcase]

[169e]

ぺんぎんさんへ！

[mutantrenegade]

You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

[reactionimagearchive]

[luvmytrauma]

[cyanocittae]

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

[cyanocittae]

hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.

my bad yall

[donotfollowthisaccount101]

what r ur kinks

I'm consumed by grief

[folk-punk]

how can you eat the fried hearts of something that once was alive and had a beating heart? do you feel any guilt? i hope you do.

please google what an artichoke is

[moonstruk]

Wildest dreams // Taylor Swift

[chryza]

TikTok is a fundamentally evil app however the reason i use it is because you occasionally stumble across gems like the Chinese power transformer manufacturer who posts kawaii edits of their power transformers