Clown Supreme

Sasha • boy thing ● He/It • 27 • George Costanza kin

[kewlb0t]

[clownsnail]

Two posts in one:

1: Every day, multiple times a day, it feels like there's something in my eye and it's driving me nuts. Every time I look there's nothing there so idk if it's just a sensory thing or what, but I hate it. Eye drops have not been helping.

2: I think when I get home I'm gonna go through my nail polish collection and pick out all the dupes/polishes I know I'm not gonna wear and give those away to friends and/or donate them. I already know it's gonna be hard and I'm gonna want to keep all of them, but I think other people will get far more joy and use out of them than me.

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

go on, explain the great sin being committed by people who leave the town they were born in and move somewhere else instead of "staying here and improving things", and then explain your feelings on immigrants...

[clownsnail]

Why do the comfiest sleeping positions cause the most body pain? That's not very fair tbh

[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[lakevida]

your majesty what is upppp

[beemovieerotica]

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

[xrd]

[starcrier]

and you know what? i am REALLY sick of these ads that are openly mocking people for being concerned about the products they’re selling.

Amazon’s super bowl ad where the Alexa mocks Chris Hemsworth for being worried about giving spy software control over his entire life. Waymo’s ad with the intro “the robots are coming!” mocking people who are rightfully extremely concerned about sharing the road with, or riding in, self-driving cars.

i don’t know, it’s just genuinely insane to me. “Oh, you have legitimate concerns about our shitty product? sounds like you’re just lame!!!” like what kind of “quiet part out loud” marketing is that?

[iamheavymeta-lll]

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

"SITTING ROOM/DAYBED" (2004), KM07

[cafffine]

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

[wizardshark]

In the year 1450 a priest rolls over and slams his hand into his candle, burning him and sending wax flying all over the place

[visenyaism]

Marylanders don’t say hi hello how are you my name is they just try to kill you with their car. which is of course a great honor in their culture

[visenyaism]

In Northern Virginia the country of my birth people kill you with their car because you deserve it. sic semper tyrannis

[houndmother]

deriding things as performative is anti third space

[houndmother]

im sitting on a patio at my favorite cafe rn and im hand stitching them hem of a dress im working on. and i can see why someone would say im being performative by working on something like this in a public space. but frankly theres no element of that. i just want to work somewhere that isnt my apartment. i want to be in public, i wanna chat with strangers, i wanna see the world. it’s nice to hang out somewhere that isnt my home!

[houndmother]

what i mean is when you say people are being performative you discourage them from doing shit they love in public. and thats no way to foster the world we want to see.

[elbiotipo]

"warm, shallow seas" is one of the most beautiful phrases in paleontology and it's everywhere... these mollusks lived in warm, shallow seas... scientists think that photosynthetic life evolved in warm, shallow seas... in that era the Earth was covered by warm, shallow seas...

I wish I was resting by an antediluvian warm, shallow sea

[squeakitties]

i just rescued a pill bug they’re gonna reward me with a million pill bucks i’m gonna be a fucking pillionaire

[giant-isopod-overlord]

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[squeakitties]

I JUST MADE ONE PILLION DOLLARS

[jareckiworld]

Antoni Tàpies (1923-2012) — Landscape [oil on canvas, 1950]