[clubmedea]

hello -

if you're looking for gifs, all of mine are under this tag.

the stuff I've made at least 3 sets for are listed here:

the brontës closer (2004) clair obscur: expedition 33 colette (2018) the crown (season one) disney films dragon age the handmaiden (2016) horizon gaming series the illusionist (2006) kubo and the two strings (2016) lady macbeth (2018) medea (1969) lord of the rings (2001-03) the painted veil (2006) song of the sea (2014) the tudors (documentaries and movies) widow's bay

[yellow-cat]

here's my cat for your dash btw. if you even care

[flower-crow]

[ID: a photo with transparent background, of a cat laying on her side. end ID]

[yellow-cat]

i have to do everything around here

[yellow-cat]

HOW ABOUT YOU MIND YOUR BUSINESS

[paranormal-taters]

MY DEAR TUMBLR USERS!!

WONDERFUL NEWS!!

NETHERFIELD PARK IS LET AT LAST!!!

[paranormal-taters]

[hgedits]

[piglii]

hey real quick can anybody help me find this image that I’ve seen before here on tumblr. it looks like this

the button doesn’t necessarily say “Elucidate the Rapture” but it does say something that’s kind of lengthy and has religious connotations. the woman pushing the button has an expression of indescribable smugness. there might be other buttons on the machine (?) she is pressing.

[piglii]

FOUND IT

[andmaybegayer]

Oh this is only the first image in the Eschatron 9000 Series

[andmaybegayer]

and the finale, because of the Tumblr image limit

[piglii]

thanks this is part of an even grander incomprehensibleness than I could have expected

[a-third-attempt]

I cannot believe that this is a website where you can ask “hey i think i saw a weird image once” and put a bad stick figure drawing of it and someone will be like “oh yeah that’s the first installment of a 12-part post-ironic apocalypse fever dream photoshop series” and just hand you a dozen of the most unhinged images you’ve ever seen in your life, that still have a better three act structure than most modern cinema

[flurgerbla]

I dont think thats the whole photoset…. I found one more

But from what i can gather thats Crystal Thierry, also known as page73girl. Who seems to have been a model for the now defunct biggestletdown.com…

But i have no idea when the eschatron 9000 pictures were made or for that matter the original photos that were used to make it

[mckitterick]

this is far more than “random person in 2005ish creates surreal visual narrative” - let’s go deeper down the rabbit hole, shall we?

to Immanentize the Eschaton means to bring about utopian conditions and create heaven on Earth

the phrase is first cited in the Discordian religious text, Principia Discordia (1963), for whom Discord (aka Eris) is goddess:

the first line of Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea’s 1975 The Illuminatus! trilogy: “It was the year when they finally immanentized the Eschaton.”

in Frederik Pohl’s The Eschaton Sequence (1997 - 1999), the human race is caught up in a galactic war between two alien races attempting to immanentize the eschaton

in Ken Macleod's The Stone Canal (1997), one of the chapters is “Another crack at Immanentising the Eschaton”

Crystal Thierry’s (aka the modern Discordia / Eris) narrative lives in esteemed company

[dectech]

here’s what the warning in the image says btw because i wanted to read it but it was too blurry so i had to spend several minutes hunting for a version with better resolution, so I’m posting it here so nobody else has to make that same journey

“DO NOT OPERATE THE ESCHATRON 9000 UNLESS YOU’RE REALLY, REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT DESTROYING THE WORLD”

[mckitterick]

also just noticed the labels on the dials on the left side of the device’s control panel:

“MAYHEM” and “DESTRUCTION” are both turned all the way up

[dee-the-red-witch]

As they should be. Can’t make paradise without scrambling a few universes.

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign(s)

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

You definitely don’t get content like this on other webbed sites and apps

[cinematicnomad]

DROP DEAD GORGEOUS (1999) dir. michael patrick jann

[maureen2musings]

Lavertezzo & Foroglio, in the Ticino region of Switzerland

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[marionequade]

Wuthering Heights (2011) directed by Andrea Arnold, director of photography Robbie Ryan

"The true material [of the sound-film], that is, is not merely life in the dimension of articulate meanings but life underneath — a texture of impressions and expressions which reaches deep into physical existence." — Theory of Film: The Redemption of Physical Reality, Siegfried Kracauer, 1960

[notwearingknickers]

[kescalis]

I had the pleasure of painting this Simon and Clea commission for @araushneee :))

[despazito]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[blossposs]

[crispylilworm]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

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[parkchanwoohoo]

I'm in fucking stitches dude

[littlegreen]

was watching videos of victoria beckham and then here come these two…

[jace-targaryen]

LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE (2006) dir. valerie faris + jonathan dayton

[megthemaggot]

i love boosters is a movie for people who like movies. boots explains why ☝

[leonkennedysprostate]

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten