Club Penguin

16 Years Old

[depsidase]

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

rolling a 1 on resist intrusive thoughts

[toopunktofuck]

the best part of this is that he “wasn’t charged with a crime because there is nothing against the law about driving a truck through a house, as long as it’s your truck and your house”

[loveisgrownhere]

In that order.

[ostolero]

[zenja-soba]

Me, at my gamer funeral, on my gamer deathbead: *Is dead.* Priest: “My fellow gamers, today we press F, but from here on….” Crowd: *crying*

Priest ”:..We must press W, and move forward.”

[rainbowgazes-archive]

[quotemadness]

“Eventually soulmates meet, for they have the same hiding place.”

— Robert Brault

[gretchen-anner]

conditions of love: the philosophy of intimacy

[reflected-respite]

does anxiety count as cardio

[ewaneneollav]

Finally listened to all music! My favorite song was an untitled file called “ssssddsdrt66677888.ogg” that I found on a flash drive that I found in a landfill in Tunisia

[lubricates]

Mom: Why are you on your phone so much

Me: Well I pay so damn much for it I might as well get my money's worth

[guava-jarritos]

In High School Musical 2 Sharpay very clearly states that they have “…Iced tea imported from England, life guards imported from Spain, towels imported from Turkey, and turkey imported from Maine.” In order to import an item, it must come from another country. The series is set in Albequerque, New Mexico, and as New Mexico and Maine are both part of the United States Of America, they cannot have their turkey imported from Maine. As most of the characters are white, and all speak English, this clearly indicates that High School Musical takes place in an alternate universe where a second Civil War has split the nation and New Mexico is no longer part of the Union, based on the fact that we never see the characters celebrate the Fourth of July. In this essay I will

[dekutree]

mood: the mexican dude who told judge judy “this is your show but this is my episode”

[fixedyourmeme]

[youjokebut-deactivated20180818]

gamer: did you play this game as a kid

me: no

gamer: i must be way older than u

me: actually i was just poor

[dinobot]

when i was like 9 i asked my mom what a fetish was and she said “uh..um..its when you love something a lot” and i told her i had a fetish for video games and she just said “no. you dont”

[island-delver-go]

Called out for being a fake gamer by your own mom? Brutal

[neverthere12345]

[theshitneyspears]

Redownloading the same dating app every six months

[evaunit08]

your fave is problematic, super-sonic, hypnotic, funky fresh