cluc

i am an nb lesbian with a metaphysical physiology that resembles a spider harpy

[snugglesquiggle]

was measuring out some sugar and i scooped out one spoonful and fucking said "two." i didn't know you could even lose count that fast

[mutant-what-not]

[cluckle-a-chuckle]

THIS IS MY PARASITE! SHE IS 5CM LONG AND IS BASED LOOSELY ON THIS:

WHICH WAS ONE OF MANY DELIGHTFUL RESULTS FOR THE PROMPT "toy parasite".

"WHAT KIND OF PARASITE" you ask? "HOW DOES IT FEED, ETC?" WELL I started making this BEFORE bogleech posted that thing about how parasites are designed AND neuralblender was the creative lead on it not me.

SO with that in mind, she is a magical creature that feeds on the spiritual energy of elephant eyeballs. She lives in the back of eye sockets and also preys on things like loxodons and mammoths. She's constantly trying to grow more eyeballs but she can only manage one at a time, all the others don't come out right, partly because she tragically doesn't have genetics.

[bonusmaximiliana]

Im usually averse to dogs but this ones great

[cluckle-a-chuckle]

thats my gf standing on roy dog i lovvevevev my gf

[comfyhaystack]

only packing the essentials 

[thevaultofretroscifi]

[cluckle-a-chuckle]

banch

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my good friend guano “la benzos” mouth did this to me

i am grateful every day, guano

[cluckle-a-chuckle]

standard cluc energy example

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this is just what im like

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tis a fine day in the dryad grove