“but ross is so funny !! hes my favourite i cant believe you hate him !!”
ross is a main character in a comedy tv show. he has to be funny. and quite frankly, making a couple of jokes every now and then means nothing when you remember
he’s homophobic
sexist
possessive of rachel
didn’t want rachel to have a life that didnt involve him
made fun of phoebes beliefs constantly
tried to sleep with his cousin
fatshamed monica
made monica eat fear foods and then shamed her for wanting to eat more
didnt want his son to play with a barbie
said another womans name at the altar
cheated on rachel
victim complex
slept with a student
spread rumours about rachel in high school
using his girlfriend’s biggest insecurities as reasons not to date them
was uncomfortable when rachel dated elizabeth’s dad, but said it was fine when he dated her sister because “it wasn’t weird for him”
was completely willing to let his parents hate chandler (his sister’s boyfriend) because it meant he’d get in trouble for something he did years ago
THE MALE NANNY
attacked rachel and phoebe to prove a point about ‘unagi’ (okay but you can tell that scene was written by a man?? if youre a woman, thats a terrifying thing to have happen to you)
lied about the annulment
kept a sex tape without consent (yes i know he filmed it by accident and never watched it, but he should have destroyed it as soon as he found it)
so annoying about rachel and joey’s relationship - he made it all about himself !! it was nothing to do with him !!
cheated on julie
faked his death
refused to admit he did anything wrong when it came to the ‘break’ with rachel
didnt wanna date a girl anymore when she went bald
i feel like theres more but thats all i can think of right now. so yeah, on this page we hate ross geller <3 if you like him, stay away from me, if you kin him… yeah just never talk to me please
cheated on bonnie
slept with another girl not even a day after "being on a break" with rachel
refused to give chandler back the money he won in the game chandler made up so that joey could get the financial help he needed
deleted the message rachel got from that guy from the bar
+ he felt like he had a right to rachel just bc she had his baby
shamed rachel for wanting to move to paris for her career
was weird about rachel having a male coworker
fake outed chandler on the alumni website
the time he kissed monica (not even the fact that it was his sister, but that, as far as he was concerned, it was rachel, who was DRUNK and ASLEEP when he 'accidentally' kissed her on the lips instead on the forehead - how do you even accidentally do that??? its not like he was aiming a paper ball into a trashcan)
kissed charlie not even five minutes after she and joey broke up (and ok, he felt bad, but that doesn't change the fact that he did do that)
had a problem when elizabeth wanted to go on spring break with her friends
didnt want to tell mona he got rachel pregnant
assumed rachel being naked IN HER OWN APARTMENT meant that she wanted to sleep with him
