*sigh*

whatever.

[tastefullyoffensive]

This Week’s Comment Awards (37 Tweets)

[paper-wounds]

[thisandthatandeverythinginbtween]

This.

[thoughtkick]

“You cannot make everyone think and feel as deeply as you do. This is your tragedy … because you understand them, and they do not understand you.”

— Daniel Saint

[ruinedchildhood]

[vin-di-kate-or-deactivated20211]

[graciefaceytreestripe]

(In southern accent) now, I’m not an expert, but I don’t think it’s supposed to look like that

[cluelesskilljoy]

I live in India and trust me this sounds veeery different when you take southern accent to be South Indian accent and not Texan accent 😭😭💀💀

[vgsytyk]

[homophobla]

Twice a year in Hawaii the sun passes directly overhead and objects cast no shadow. It’s a phenomenon called “Lahaina Noon”

[phoenix-theurge]

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

[childishrage]

we have a very healthy victim/abuser relationship, actually, thanks for asking

[mollybeenoel]

[vvelvetlover]

and i will make everything romantic because it is

[skopostheorie]

Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this

[cnmcn]

absolutley enchanted by cobepee

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Disney Announces Live Action Remake of “Moana”

FIJMU News 10-8-16

The latest film in Disney’s recent trend of remaking their animated classics as live action will be “Moana,” the original of which has yet to be released.

“We at Disney feel that Moana is our best animated film yet and we won’t wait to adapt it as a live action feature,” said Disney representative Mike Pence (Not to be confused with Republican Vice Presidential candidate Mike Pence). “With successes like “Maleficent,” “Alice in Wonderland,” “Cinderella,” “The Jungle Book,” and the upcoming “Mulan,” and “Beauty and the Beast” films, we feel the time is right to adapt Moana for a 2019 release.”

Disney is not without its critics however. According to film critic Tim Kaine (Not to be confused with Democratic Vice Presidential candidate Tim Kaine), “Disney is all about money now, they’ll remake anything they’ve got for a quick buck.” There’s no denying the trend, but with high box office results and good reviews, many feel the remake fad is delivering some of the studio’s best works. Moana has received very good reviews from preview screenings, and the live action version will surely be worth seeing.

Moana comes out on November 23rd, 2016, and again in live action on December 15th, 2019. Scarlett Johansson has been confirmed for the lead role.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

This was a joke when I wrote it in 2016 just before the original animated one came out. I guess the real live action one comes out on Friday.

[wetheurban]

Overwhelmed.

But getting through it. And holding onto my softness.

By any and all means.

Because I refuse to let this cold world steal my hope.

[nosebleedclub]

What do you believe in now?

[moldpuppy]

self preservation through love

[sleepdopesmoker]

chupacapra

[guillotinedream]

Chupacabra as well

[freshpickle]

justin stewart

[hometoursandotherstuff]