super slick

hey i'm avalon welcome to my subpar blog

[rodrickheffeley]

obsessed with this reddit post

[christopherbarnard]

[killowave]

[strangehorse]

[ID: a screenshot of ‘Edit Routine’ on Alexa. The text reads ‘When you say “Alexa, intruder alert”, Alexa will: 

- Floor Lamp: Turn On, 100%, Red

- Set volume to 10

- Say “Resistance is futile. Time to die.”

- Play “Imperial March” on Amazon Music’]

[wifiwife]

Man shouldn’t be able to see his own face – there’s nothing more sinister. Nature gave him the gift of not being able to see it, and of not being able to stare into his own eyes.

Only in the water of rivers and ponds could he look at his face. And the very posture he had to assume was symbolic. He had to bend over, stoop down, to commit the ignominy of beholding himself.

The inventor of the mirror poisoned the human heart.

— Fernando Pessoa, The Book of Disquiet (1982)

[airsighs]

[aunt-mimi]

When somebody says that “a man likes to feel like a man,” all I hear is “A man likes to feel superior to you and it’s your job to make him believe it.” 

[geekandmisandry]

Someone said this to me once, that a man needs to feel like a man, I replied “well I’m not stopping him” and had to watch this fragile creature try to explain to me that my strong personality could demean men.

Like, if I have to pretend you are a strong man and cater to that then clearly you’re not that strong dude.

[ass-warship]

This post has the most weapons grade dick energy ive ever seen.

[abcsofadhd]

When you discover a new hyperfixation

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

[chinesegook]

I reblogged this once and found $999 on the floor.

Reblog the Money Susie and you’ll have money coming your way too 💵💵

[mareya]

Holy shit I just won the lottery this really works

[tomblogger]

How do you find $999 on the floor?

[chinesegook]

I Reblogged The Money Susie Thats How .

[iwiazumi-deactivated20150910]

DO NOT!!! SCROLL PAST!!! THIS!! REALLY!! WORKS!! i didnt really believe in things like these but when i saw it on my dash i thought, well, why not, ive really been needing money for the new game i want to buy anyway. and i hit reblog. the next day my mom gave me $100 in CASH and when i asked her why she said that she just felt like increasing my allowance!!i dont know if shes going to keep on giving me $100 allowance so im reblogging again just to make sure

[coolcud]

Fuck it

[spiderkiths-remade-deactivated2]

Does it work?!!! Or is it a fraud?!

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

Those Who Question The Money Susie Will Suffer 500 Million Years Of Debt

[daringdraconicdeity]

The real question is why the heck she stuffed money up her nose do you hAVE ANY IDEA WHERE THAT’S BEEN?

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

[kittensinswimmingpool-blog]

Hi

[virtueofjoy-blog]

Wtf why does this work???

[lvsifer]

the lover. pt. I.

30cm x 40cm, oil on canvas.

[andrewbelami]

*applies chapstick for 15 minutes while staring at a wall absentmindedly*

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

i’m literally in HYSTERICS over this righr nowhdjahkshdjshsjs

[dutchster]

[eveshka]

Chosen.

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

If this were to happen to me i would burst into tears

[inmyheadmp3]

ariana… you powerful bitch… i love you

[thrussy]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My friend’s brother told his family that he had this big announcement for them when they all got home and he gathered them up in the living room and they all thought he was coming out and his mother was already crying and her and my friend who were out together before that already had a speech prepared for him about how much they love him and how nothing has changed but turns out that his big reveal was telling his family that he is coming out as a furry to them and apparently the mom has been laughing hysterically and staring at a blank space in the wall for the past half an hour while the dad is googling everything about furries and sighing every few minutes and my friend is sending updates to our gc while the brother is just kind of awkwardly still standing there waiting for some other reaction I’m

[an-ok-username]

please… tell me this was actually a dream and not an untagged irl thing

i’m begging

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I’m afraid I can’t do that

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

me: hmm what happens if i forcibly bend this thing

thing: *breaks*

me:

[deadlinejon]

[astrophagia]

tearing bread apart and handing it to someone else is so… spiritual and intimate

[shadovvlurking]

lets give this bread

[margbarcis]

jesus of nazareth made this post