ClumsyBat

I'm Jade. I cook for a living and blog sparingly. 31 years on Earth.

[dogpuppy]

[theehorsepusssy]

[bookwyrminspiration]

i understand words and phrases. my dialogue is natural and in character. i know where the plot is going. my word count is reasonable. i am not scared of my document

[achillesinhighheels]

[cryptotheism]

Oh fuck dude, you smoked that weed? That's the forever weed. The weed that makes you high forever. Hope you're having a good time because it's permanent. Also I hope it's okay, but I just invited 100 people over, and if they find out you're high you're FUCKED.

[nighthamcollege]

[aflo]

[bettedavisgf]

i am always saying this

[gunsandfireandshit]

[offwegointothewildblueyonder]

its because you're always interviewing that damn vampire !!

[pattern-recognition]

>”boycott X company this black friday! boycott Y company this black friday!” i simply do not Go To The Store

[thememedaddy]

[probuccalfat]

[probuccalfat]

[oneheadtoanother]

[milksockets]

eley kishimoto/sonja nuttall/philip treacy a/w 1995-6 in techno textiles: revolutionary fabrics for fashion + design - sarah e. braddock + marie o'mahony (1998)

[uwuspaceboy]

[unpeeled-human]