[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

[redpandarascal]

[zsnes]

[revenantbird]

[cartoonfreack]

[evilvillain123456789]

Yo (friend in passenger seat is fast asleep, hits him on the shoulder) YO check this out bro, the billboards in North Carolina are DIFFERENT i swear

friend: whuh-(he wakes up & glimpses us passing a billboard on the side of the highway with his face & full home address)

[officialkendallroy]

mens tits

Based on your likes!

[kihynnie-deactivated20250131]

[vympr]

i need this so bad

[fredersen]

[wannacuppatealuv]

Still trying to come to terms with the fact I’ll never be a librarian who can speak a dead language and be recruited by a ruggish but handsome explorer for a quest to lift the curse and save the world

[lustformcgrath]

because of the pandemic travel restrictions?

[brawltogethernow]

Because of the pandemic travel restrictions.

[stigmatahandjob-deactivated2023]

[stigmatahandjob-deactivated2023]

holy wounds summer

[dogfinger]

i’ve had the phrase “little guy dot com” stuck in my head for the past three days. it just loops and loops and loops. “i’m going to www.littleguy.com” or “why don’t you visit littleguy.com and maybe you’ll calm down” etc, etc

[kuttithevangu]

Being kind to ghosts is a Jewish value

[sadboybrigade]

I was just telling my coworkers today about how part of the official Passover cedar is literally summoning an ancient ghost to get drunk with you and I didn’t quite realize how wild Judaism is until I had to explain that

[retroactivebakeries]

Objection: Elijah never died, so whatever he is, it isn’t a ghost.

[sadboybrigade]

look i googled “passover elijah” and this is the first image result

if it looks like a ghost and quacks like a ghost it’s a fuckin g ghost

[kuttithevangu]

That’s my grandpa

[lesbeet]

Elijah Never Died He Tucked His Arms And Legs Into His Belley. Curled Up Into A Ball. And He Just Rolled Away.

[wombatking]

We have no conclusive proof that Elijah wasn’t always eight feet tall and translucent. 

[netherworldpost]

Because I will never be able to eat lava… (I pause to look pleadingly at a volcanologist, they sternly, subtly shake their head no. It is clear this is an old, ongoing argument.) …. my prevailing theory is it has a texture of very thick honey.

[goodscreencaps]

[mythopoeism]

early homo sapiens b like help i cant stop making bowls . help i cant stop domesticating plants and animals. help i cant stop developing language and architecture and religion

[pricklydyke]

ok im obsessed w this tag

[unluckylittlegirlblue]

Losing my mind

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

hi waiter could I get the spaghetti I promise I’ll behave this time