My get away from reality

Tawni;; the girl with the charizard tattoo. Location: Delaware Pretty Little Drivers Member #911 Delaware Chapter Representative

[viralthings]

By George, this picture is on point.

[lizawithazed]

…. goddammit, that’s a *pun*

[callmebliss]

WHAT THE HELL

[kholly12]

Brilliant

[the-mamishka-deactivated2018043]

[rustybottlecap]

“Sum up a pokemon with Spongebob quote”.

[mothbug-deactivated20200626]

living proof that a 400 pound kitty is still a kitty (at Audubon Nature Institute)

[thingstolovefor]

#Love it!

[kakaalblacktattoo]

Goth World ♥

[buzzfeed]

People Are Relating To This Hilarious Mom-Daughter Conversation About Their Cat

[tastefullyoffensive]

[fuckyeahfunnycats]

I got a proper size one of these and my two freakin love it.

[catsbeaversandducks]

Meet Neuro Dan, The Most Adorable Special Needs Ginger

“Hi! I am Neuro Dan. I am special needs, but I keep my chin up and will purr for anyone who will pet me!”

His story HERE.

Photos by ©Neuro Dan - Feather Dan

[metal-queer-solid]

This is by far the greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard.

So about a year ago me and my friend Nathan were walking around the “Pick-a-Part” in Clarksville Tennessee… We were searching for car badges and a spoiler to put on his trashy conversion van. While going through the lot we found what is probably the single greatest car to ever drive on any road in the world.

You are looking at… a Dora the Explorer themed gangster car… I’ve seen spongebob themed cars, Newport themed cars, sports team themed cars, but THIS.

trumps them all.

OH BUT IT GETS SO MUCH BETTER!!!!

You see… there has to be a reason that a car like this…

Would end up in the junkyard… SO me and Nathan did some looking around and tried to figure out why…

I still can’t believe the decals on this…. wait…

HOLD ON ONE FUCKING SECOND!

OH!

OH MY FUCKING GOD!

YES! SOMEONE ACTUALLY GOT SHOT WHILE DRIVING THEIR DORA THE EXPLORER CAR IN CLARKSVILLE TENNESSEE!

And THAT, is the single greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard to this day.

[vracious]

okay this is totally wild but i RECOGNIZE THIS CAR

and i actually have a picture of it from its functioning days - this is dated 2012 -

parked in front of an adult store!

[jewishprincess-deactivated20220]

Dark tumblr show me the history of this car

[raychjackson]

August please be nice to me. This year has been so hard already.

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

hey.

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

uhhh

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

did you hear about the guy who lost his

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

fuck. wait hold on

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

yeah okay i got it

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in the car crash

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

please answer i thought long and hard about this joke

[caleanamajored]

is he okay

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

no. thats not what you were supposed to say

[caleanamajored]

how is his condition

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

he is all rifght

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

someo ne bold the tex to for me for humour

[caleanamajored]

turmpo

he is all rifght

turmpo

someo ne bold the tex to for me for humour

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

thanmks

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

can you bold the thanks for me too

[caleanamajored]

who do i look like to you. some kind of man who just makes things bold. some kind of man who got his left side blown off. some kind of man who is feelin just alright. who,

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

im sorry. i take it back, fuck you

[caleanamajored]

fuck you

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

fuck you as well

[beanusweanus]

thanmks does this help

[pfsrd-deactivated20161211]

fuck you as well

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

this is too aggressive. someone bold that for me

[beanusweanus]

that

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

how dare you. how dare you, fuc,king cheat me like tha

[beanusweanus]

tha

[bestofpokemongo]

I can’t believe I found the illusive CaterpiqɿɘɈɒƆ

[blelbinems-deactivated20190925]

I can’t believe you’re casually ignoring the weedle in a very well done pikachu costume

[the-star-magus]

That is clearly pikachu tiddy

[contemporarytrash]

Happy 4th of July

[tastefullyoffensive]

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What kind of pokémon is this?

[sdzoo]

The Safari Park’s tiger cub trio explored new territory recently. Tigers face many threats in the wild, but the biggest continues to be poaching. ‪

[hellwatermelon]

[wet-monsoon]

i’m convinced that the ice age franchise won’t end until the squirrel that always chases after the nut gets an equally hideous girlfriend with Squirrel Tits™ and eyelashes

[wet-monsoon]

no….. No

NO

[claratyler]

No you don’t understand, I have this entire developed theory about the Ice Age universe which has been cooking up in my mind and has only be reinforced by the latest 5th installment. Scrat is the god of the Ice age universe. The story began with him and the story will end with him. If there weren’t hints before, in this latest installment, it becomes clear that Scrat’s actions dictate what happens on Earth and to the protagonists. Yes, maybe Scart’s only goal is to get the nut, but his actions SHAPE what happens in the film. If we needed any further proof then may I point out something Buck said in the 5th film along the lines of “we’re 6 mins early! Somebody up there likes us!” That phrase is usually used to refer to a god and in this case it’s used to refer (unknowingly) to scrat!

However, there is an ALTERNATE theory that I have been working on. What if Scart isn’t the god of the ice age universe, but rather, the NUT is? As i have already said, Scart’s actions shape the course of the story but what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut, it is truly because of the nut that Scart does what he does that leads to the events that take place in the story. This would create an interesting metaphor here. Scrat is chasing the nut like man chases divinity. So when will the Ice Age saga end?? When Scart finally gets the nut for good. When man catches God.

[wet-monsoon]

[demenior]

@anyaparadox

[padnote-deactivated20210623]

OH GOD I WASN’T READY FOR WHAT CONTENT AWARE SCALING DOES TO MY CAT