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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
One Nice Bug Per Day
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@notthesavioranymore
spawn room
friendly reminder that Nikola Tesla proposed using the ionosphere to do this on a global scale over a century ago and the only reason we don’t have that setup today is because capitalists wouldn’t be able to make money off it
Holy shit I support climate change now
me whenever i hear a girl with a deep voice talk
As A trans girl this makes me happy
what are we out here doing
our best
I like to keep my metabolism on her toes.
Like what’s it gonna be today? Complete starvation or 3000 calories? I know as much as you, bitch ;)
literally me i’m cryinf
[A large and fluffy dog is sleeping on a porch. A tiny grey bird is bouncing around on the dog, stealing its fur. Its tiny beak is full of dog floof. The dog is totally still and does not appear to have noticed the thief.]
a burglar
a birbler
do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.
The dramatic irony in this is incredible
this is my new favorite video
this video is the visual definition of hubris
My mom has these winnie the pooh salt and pepper shakers on the stove but christopher robin fell over and it looks like he’s having a breakdown while pooh dissociates
The Christopher Robin movie looks great
HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits
Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39
HR: if they work 8 hours u have to give them a half hour lunch and intermittent breaks
company: 7 hours and 50 minutes, it is
How's life
i try not to think about it
Just once, I want the hero to go “your wife/sister/mother/whatever would not have wanted this!”, and the villain to go, “actually, we talked about this a lot. She was really into vigilante justice and eye for an eye stuff. She always said, if something like this happens, avenge me.”
“Your mother never would have wanted this!”
“Wow you clearly never met my mother.”
“Your wife wouldn’t have wanted this!”
“To be honest, I’m following her list of instructions. Do you think I came up with this plan by myself?”
“I wanted to go to art school, but no! You had to kill my sister and make me enact her 37 step plan on what to do in case she was murdered!”
“Look, if it was up to me I would be sitting at home watching movies, eating fast food without a care in the world but my mom was very specific in her will and if I want my inheritance, I need to follow this plan to the letter. I don’t know what this guy did to her but man did she hold a grudge.”
“I knew your husband, he was a good hero. He would have wanted you to keep doing good deeds in his stead—“
“Actually, he wanted me to finish his bucket list for him and robbing a bank is on there,like, fifty times.”
I can’t express how much I love this
Fic ideas.
“this won’t bring your wife back!”
“i know. i’m making sure she’s not lonely in hell.”
*gunshots*
If you’re aroused by dirty talk, your genitals are technically voice activated.
What execs seem to think when we say “more adult cartoons”:
What we actually mean when we say “more adult cartoons”:
reblog by only using one word to describe what country/state you’re from
going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half
“And so Adam and Eve were cast out of the Garden of Eden, and Eve turned to Adam and said, 'Nice going, loser.‘”
iconic
whilst you were listening to avril lavigne, i learned the way of the Lord
Where is the Kickstarter to publish this? I want a copy.
