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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
this has almost 11 million notes what is this
I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site
I’m bringing this energy into 2023
A bird explaining to a hedgehog crossing so it doesn’t die.
😩😩😩
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A comedy in two short parts.
For anyone confused
LOONA - [&]
Brothers.
I thought this was one of Tumblr’s weird ads for skin care
Dermatologists HATE him
i ate chef boyardee and began to cry bro that shit was so bad… i had noodles i could have eaten those
mailman: *tries to put mail in my doors mail slot*
me: *shoves my sword through and goes for the knees*
you’re very uh loud
it’s black history month let me be a nigger on main
@flomilli
Literally nothing makes me happier than the idea of hunting Elon Musk for sport. I am completely serious. The thought actively brings joy to my day.
I'd even give him a backpack of food, maybe a day's worth. I'd even leave all his little gadgets on him. You'd only get connection with satellite anyway. He's got to feel confident or it's no fun.
Would you toy with him a bunch, or just go straight-in for the kill?
Oh you absolutely draw it out are you kidding? You let the initial confidence erode into loneliness as the food and batteries run low, and helplessness when they run out, then fear when he realizes I gave him a canteen but no water. Am I trying to prolong the hunt? Or is it a trap to draw him out towards the rivers? The answer is both.
I’d let him get clever. Maybe he can start a fire with the electronics, maybe he read that he can brew the pine needles into tea for some extra calories. Maybe hes one of those guys that carries a multitool he never uses. Maybe he whittles a branch into a crude spear and manages to catch a salmon. Maybe he learns how many little bones they have.
More likely he goes hungry. That’s when you start fucking with him. You sneak into his camp at night. You leave him protein bars. Good ones. You make him feel watched. You make him feel desperate.
You wait for the full moon. Then you break out the horns and dogs and you learn how fast he can really run.
You seriously need to see a therapist
I kinda wish the tables would turn on people like op
My gut says OP’s response to “what did Elon do to you?” is “he became wealthy and I’m envious and would rather him be dead”
It's actually the congolese child slave labor and the illegal apartheid emerald mines and the assisting overthrowing the democratically elected government of Bolivia for lithium but go off king