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kittysneezes

I like this article because it’s not what you think it is.

aprilwitching-deactivated201808

the world is a strange and wonderous place

It’s not that Gideon is dumb and Harrow is smart. It’s not that Harrow is smart and Gideon is smart in a different way. It’s that they both have their own unique blindspots that rival those of 18-wheelers and they are racing down Stubborn Highway to see who can get to the Confident Idiot Baby Convention first. Wheels are falling off. Other cars are swerving. They are flirting via CB radio.

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i gotta be real with you guys im just sort of stunned tumblr has been running an open-front ZenDesk form for tumblr TOS reporting this whole time that doesnt require any kind of validation except a fucking email address. this one fact alone explains every single "why did so and so get banned for no reason" event of the past X years. however it is equally baffling that i didnt notice it before now. i would say it is baffling they implemented it in the first place but like i said, the management of their website is verifiably not well

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nollimet

come on, lets give the robot a hand! you can get it as a sticker here!

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ontologicallyevilseme

getting an evil spirit put inside you without your knowledge or consent is basically a classic childhood experience

ontologicallyevilseme

you'll never believe this

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saltoncity

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

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theriverbeyond

HIGHLY recommended putting a pillow in the backseat of your car because today i took a 45 minute long nap during my lunch break. when i returned i learned my boss had been running around all lunch looking for me to ask me a work question and i had inadvertently avoided All That by being unconscious in the parking lot #winning

theriverbeyond

now that it is SUMMER and some places get HOT AS BALLS my guide to being in your car during lunch and not passing away is the following:

if it truly is too hot, don't do it. or bite the bullet and turn your AC on during lunch

if you have shade to park in, do that. unfortunately my entire work parking lot is a wasteland of direct sun

crack your windows in the morning before you go in. hopefully you work in a place where this is safe, but this will help keep the car cooler during the day

get a GOOD REFLECTIVE SUNSHADE for the front of your car, this too will help keep the temp in the car cooler

get a good reflective sunshade for the REAR window and also whatever SIDE window gets the harshest sun exposure. once again this will help cut the temp inside the car

leave a door OPEN while you're inside during lunch. I don't leave mine open all the way I just wedge an empty disposable water bottle in the door or prop it open with my foot to keep it open during my lunch break. this is to make sure while you are actively inside the car the temp is as low as it can be and you have airflow and most importantly do not die

i actually don't usually fall asleep inside the car when it is super hot (safety and frankly also comfort reasons) but having a 100% private sensory deprivation space where i don't have to mask and can just lie down and chill is IMO invaluable to Surviving The Workplace

#MyCar

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innerchildabortionclinic

your cat was an honor to see in the window

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hungwy

one final cadaveric spasm for the idiot pigiron husk that was prototype "pjackk" jack

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txttletale

the funniest thing about 'computer, enhance' is that it implies that everyone in those shows has their computer set to Piece Of Shit Blurry Image Mode by default for no fucking reason

txttletale

computer activate Useful Mode

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