god nerfed me

kira | 27 | he/him https://kohaive.carrd.co

[micromontage]

shout-out to all my friends i like youj

[djbodyhorror]

obtuse is such a good word. Bro that was so thoughtless it's triangle

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

[wetheurban]

At the end of the day, you can’t delay joy until life looks a certain way. You deserve to enjoy your life now.

[sobcat]

[borealeum]

Because OP turned off reblogs 30 minutes before i saw this post.

[lunawolf237-is-gay]

The contrast in their ""mentorship"" is hilarious.

[tall]

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[semiohazard]

have been EXTREMELY attached to the ridiculous krusielle situation at the festival

[aprilwitching-deactivated201808]

[pipistrellus]

Swing state gothic

[renewashere]

a flower, a jack of spades, a laptop and a CRT TV lay at a bar...

(tiny doodle comic)

[renewashere]

[everydaylouie]

cat game

[apricops]

'disembowel' is such a good word. y'know your bowels? they are GONE

[d6b-onion]

this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version

[power-chords]

This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.

[tuttle-did-it]

When I lived in London there was a murder of crows that lived near me. I fed them often, they brought me presents (shiny rubbish and cigarette butts they found on the floor to thank me.)

When I moved, I’m certain they understood I was leaving because I had all my stuff and gave them lots of food and compliments.

But, they chased down my friend who lived in the next burrough over. They had recognised that friend with me several times and followed them to their house when they couldn’t find me.

They adopted my friend and it was now my friend’s job to bring them snacks and receive the presents.

This was maybe 6-7 years ago.

I visited London last year. Went to see my friend. The crows all not only recognised me, they tracked me down. We got into my friend’s flat and not twenty minutes later there was chaos on the balcony.

We open the curtains, the entire fucking murder is there shouting because they wanted to see me.

Crows are the very best birds.

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[tastylemonbread]

a lot of artists dont know how to draw bullets and to be real it bothers me a lot. here's my simple guide on bullets

[ghoulfacts]

Special shoutout to the DavidPro Phantom Blood opening where the bullets are fully brass, flush with the casing, no rim, perfectly undisturbed primer, and fired whole out of some webleys.

[v4l-p4l]

raising you this

[ghoulfacts]

12ga Recursionshot

[phaeton-flier]

You chumps don't know about 65% more bullet per bullet spring system