Clumsy Wonderland

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[clumsy-wonderland]

Masterlist

This sad-looking “masterlist” is real empty right now, but it’ll grow, pinky promise!

Little Bird of Betrayal fili x oc - slow burn - enemies to lovers - angst - mature content

In which Brinn the Snake-Eye, a cold and battle-hardened smuggler and occasional mercenary who is half a marble shy of sanity, is hired to guide thirteen Dwarves and one Hobbit through the Misty Mountains and Mirkwood, only to get stuck with a crownless Prince who awakens parts of her she long thought to be dead.

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

Loquacious Liars kili x oc - enemies to lovers - mature content

In which Duni unexpectedly finds herself in Erebor’s kitchens late at night with a rebellious prince whose shit-eating grin always drives her up the wall and neither of them realises that throwing an inadvisable drinking game into the situation might cause them both to tip over the edge of propriety.

Part 1 Part 2

coming soon.

[clumsywonderland]

My masterlist from my new Hobbit-fandom blog, in case anyone here might be interested in that or just wants to come over and say hello!

[clumsy-wonderland]

Loquacious Liars - Part 1

Summary: In which Duni unexpectedly finds herself in Erebor’s kitchens late at night with a rebellious prince whose shit-eating grin always drives her up the wall and neither of them realises that throwing an inadvisable drinking game into the situation might cause them both to tip over the edge of propriety. Word-count: 2662 Applied warnings: Swearing, Kili being a tease, nothing you’d need a chaperone for. The author’s quick note: Part 1 of 2! My first fic on this blog, please take the time to give me a bit of feedback and if you would like to be tagged in any future work, let me know!

Duni had expected the kitchens to be deserted, for the hour was so late that the servants must have already turned in for the night, but she stopped at the bottom of the staircase descending into the debts of the mountain and threw her shoes to the floor in a way that was usually displayed by children in the middle of a temper tantrum. “Oh, for fuck’s sake!”

Silence, then a rumbling chuckle, followed by a shit-eating grin splitting his face in half. “Well, this day is becoming wonderfully disruptive.”

It was one of those grins that girls usually liked. The kind that made them go weak in the knees while they blushed and adverted their eyes. He had perfected it over the years, she could tell, had seen him do it, and those he showed it to usually blushed and giggled as they basked in the attention they received from him.

She hated it.

Lees verder

[clumsywonderland]

New fic from my new hobbit blog, in case any of my followers here are interested in that kinda stuff!

[clumsywonderland]

New Tumblr

So, I haven’t been on here in FOREVER, cause I fell out of the Vikings fandom harder than a brick being tossed through a window. I have ofcourse greatly appreciated all the likes, reblogs and follows I have gotten over the years, but I just don’t feel like writing for it anymore.

I will leave all of my work on here, I’m not planning on deleting anything (even tho my writing has improved a lot and I’m a little embarrassed by my older work now haha), in case anyone still wants to read it.

I did make a completely new Tumblr for the Hobbit fandom (mainly the Durin boys), cause I wanted to start writing fanfiction again, so, if anyone is interested in that or just wants to come over and say hello to me, please take a look at: @clumsy-wonderland

[ivaraddict]

😍 Source: Instagram @ alexhoeghandersen

[vikingsanditsgods]

Will he Rise?

[allfathers]

           AND THE SOUND

                             OF  G I A N T S

[glorianas]

this is why god allows him to be that hot

[ethanhunt-deactivated20230911]

Jason Momoa behind the scenes of Aquaman

[glorianas]

this is why god allows him to be that hot

[1stfrom92]

How men should give head

[crushalot340]

Lmao

[kumonsta93]

That fact that I actually followed this and shit did wonders for me lmao

[kzaketchum-deactivated20170819]

I will save this video. I already knew about the alphabet one but the peach one is new to me

[ntimatedsires-deactivated201706]

Awesomeness!!!

[soultaker74]

Yes men pay attention!

[trejay1]

Give credit, where credit is due. This is pretty dope 👅👅💦💦

[zaddy706-blog]

Take Advice from these 2 it’ll take u a long way

[rell-24-blog]

Itll Take You ah Long Way Fellas!!

[malfoysqueen54]

Oh my God!!! Yes….men listen!!! @st-eve-barnes @thorne93 @pegasusdragontiger @suz-123 @unicorns-and-fairy-dust

[samwilsons-pillowpecs-deactivat]

This is brilliant 😂😂😂

[unicorns-and-fairy-dust-deactiv]

Omg 😂

[678i0u]

Sneak Peek - Avengers: Infinity War Cast Read Mean Tweets

[httydofdreamworks]

Poor Kit Harington…

[naaladareia]

😊

[lisinfleur]

OH

MY

GOSH

I LOVED IT!

[mirrens]

michelle gomez & miranda otto dancing in the woods while filming chilling adventures of sabrina, part 2 (source)

[art--woonz]

Art By IG: @naolito

Instagram: @artwoonz

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

this is making me SCREAM

[honestsycrets]

The birth of the Boneless (1/?)

it isn’t what we l e f t behind

that breaks me

it’s what we could’ve b u i l t

if we stayed.

rupi kaur.

[beigebees]

greek goddess asks

aphrodite - who do you love most in this world?

hebe - what’s you’re fondest memory from your childhood?

melpomane - what is your favourite song?

nike - what are you most proud of?

thalia - who can always make you laugh when you’re feeling sad?

urania - do you believe in astrology? why/ why not?

selene - would you rather the sky had no moon or no stars?

polyhymnia - do you belong to a religion? which one?

pheme - which celebrity do you find most inspirational?

hecate - if you were a witch, what kind of animal would your familiar be?

clotho - do you want children? what do you want to call them?

artemis - are you a vegetarian/ vegan?

athena - do you have a favourite piece of art? what is it?

enyo - do you get angry easily?

harmonia - if you could learn to play any instrument, what would it be?

hestia - would you rather live in the countryside or the city? why?

hygenia - are you a tidy person?

nyx - when was the last time you stayed out past midnight?