you can have my heart. any place, any time

Angelica. 26. California. wandering, always.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

crazy how at my age my parents already had children (that they were in no way equipped to raise)

[grecoromanyaoi]

[saccharinecyanide]

[fuckthebuff-blog]

[awesome-pictures]

[frontpagewoman]

[unreadable]

[gredta]

[breadbank-deactivated20240125]

[princess-okkotsu-deactivated202]

I needed that second pic

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

I bet seeds taste so fucking good to a bird

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

My younger sister asked me about my popular tumblr posts and I showed her this one and she said "wow people on tumblr must be stupid as shit"

[mtfautoandrophile]

it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

[catsuggest]

[jimmyhansson]

Instagram @jimmyhansson

[xallenangels]

Credit

[buttonpoetry]

I hope there is something beautiful on the horizon that’s just as impatient as I am. Something so eager, it wants to meet me halfway.

Rudy Francisco, “Horizon” (via buttonpoetry)

[liliuskatherinius]

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

My german friend doesn’t believe in Roombas

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

He thinks we’re making it up and hes very angry about it

Hes accusing us of making fake amazon pages

He thinks they’re bullshit and says if we really had them why would we need maids

How do i tell him we mostly dont have maids

[dangerbooze]

“Bro, we don’t have maids.”

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

So i said “only rich people really have maids”

And he said “why?”

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

“Maids are expensive”

“Just pay a kid 10€ an hour to clean”

Thats EXPENSIVE and also illegal, buddy

Child labor laws are a thing

He still thinks roombas are a lie

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

So it turns out in germany they use vacuum cleaners for like, the drapes and shit

So he didnt understand that roombas only clean the floor

He was angry because he thought we were claiming we had wall crawling robots

Now hes mad about dusters because vacuums are more efficient so why would we use feathers on a stick

[officialfist]

Oh man don’t tell him about Swiffer brand

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

I did and he is literally crying with rage

Like i can hear his voice quivering

[officialfist]

Holy shit my guy you are actually ruining this mans will to live.

[uranodioning]

i’m not lying on the floor physically but i am lying on the floor spiritually

[thottistani-deactivated20220220]

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

[garbage-empress]

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

[chopsaws-deactivated344321]

might fuck around and break into area 51