clutch nuggets

My name is Diego. I was that awkward kid in school.

[k-eke]

Drama

[whatafuckinfamilypicture]

[cabbager]

2005 was a simpler time

[binches-deactivated20220521]

her name is denise

[butt-berry]

Saying something risky right before you leave the conversation

[icewindandboringhorror]

my brain from 8am - 10pm when I should be awake and active:

my brain from 12am - 6am exclusively:

[propanepimp]

[ichise]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If having sex for money makes you a prostitute wouldn’t having sex for free make you a nonprofit organization.

[34ther]

Sleep paralysis is weird… you’re awake but your body literally can’t fucking do anything, your brain is going “back to sleeeeeep” but your survival instincts are saying “DON’T GO BACK TO SLEEP OR YOU’LL FUCKING DIE” you end up being this creature that’s half way to an anxiety attack but literally can’t do anything about it… mother nature why did you design this shitty animal

[hamenthotep]

And then your brain projects a demon into your room because why not?

[34ther]

Brain: this situation isn’t hellish enough I’m gonna add some uuuuuhhhhhhhhhh…satan

[hamenthotep]

The first time it happened to me I had a witch, complete with pointy hat, green skin and a wart on her nose, floating on a swirling black cloud above my bed.

I was about 12 at the time.

[shado48]

man i feel sorry for you guys. The first and only experience i’ve had with sleep paralysis was literally just a bunch of fucking ants crawling all over my body, but like it was a poorly looped gif of ants and as soon as I realized when the ants reset to their original position, they started floating off my body in chunks and clipping through my bed. Hands down one of the top 5 funniest things to happen to me.

[34ther]

It seems you were suffering from sleep bethesda

[greelin]

the “the colonel calls me riza when we’re alone” scene is/was.. lifechanging tbh

[greelin]

lest anyone forget this iconique moment

[peachdoxie]

“Now do me a favor and die” is such a powerful statement.

[tokai-teio]

[animedogoftheday]

Today’s anime dog of the day is:

Ein from Cowboy Bebop (1998) Happy 20th Anniversary to Cowboy Bebop and to this very smart, very good boy!

[lmaonade]

you idiots always complain about skyrim like ohh the dungeons suck the story suck yadda yadda thats bc ur not supposed to DO any of that dumb shit! ur supposed to roam naked and free and sneak into houses to make soup! it’s a soup game!

[90s90s90s]

Windows 98 Screensavers

[doujinshi]

[cartoons-characters]

[doctorbutler]

Visit Original Link

[deejay]

[marieannelise]

When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once