2019 is the year we’re gonna STOP trying to fuck the monsters, robots, and aliens and START cultivating healthy emotional, intellectual and sexual intimacy with the monsters, robots, and aliens

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

Janaina Medeiros
we're not kids anymore.

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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Love Begins
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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2019 is the year we’re gonna STOP trying to fuck the monsters, robots, and aliens and START cultivating healthy emotional, intellectual and sexual intimacy with the monsters, robots, and aliens
Things littles secretly want
💕 Rules (even if we pout)
💕 Attention literally whenever possible (even if it’s just a text or errand to run together)
💕 Lots of cute nicknames
💕 Stuffies to cuddle and play with
💕 Color supplies
💕 Other little friends
💕 Most of all a loving and patient caregiver
Reblog if your daddy is the best daddy
💜daddy💙
💖i wish i could💖
•fall asleep in daddy’s arms while he pets my hair
• listen to daddy’s cute snores
• hold daddy’s hand while he drives
• colour cute pictures for him
• listen to all of daddy’s favourite songs with him
• watch daddy play scawy games for me and hold me close so i dont get scared!
• pause the game and have makeout breaks
• cuddle daddy for a whole day
• give him long kisses before daddy leaves for work (huehueh not actually let him go and keep kissin him for a more 10 mins)
• watch little girl movies with daddy and just snuggle him
• wake up to daddy next to me everyday and smother him in kisses to wake him up!
•take swily pictures with daddy ^-^
•listen to daddy tell me bed time stories
•°•and i wish daddy stays my happily ever after forever•°•
big strap energy is telling a girl you have a crush on her without using anon
You’ll be halfway out of your clothes, dangerously close to someone else seeing, before you realize what you’re even doing but one glance back to me and the knowledge of what I’m about to do to you pinned against the wall will remind you why you’re such a good slut in the first place.
I love being manhandled….
Ban me bitch
Thank you to everyone who liked and commented on my exam doodles.
This one is for you.
it was an honor being horny with you all
I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!
Even if I do not receive money or good news, I did smile at seeing this smiling Buddha.
insane clown posse man was at midwest fur fest in a fucking juggalo fursuit oh my god
Hey so listen,
I don’t like making fun of furries to begin with, especially since they’re not all as bad as a lot of people make them out to be. But definitely, don’t lean on the horn with Violent J.
If you don’t know, Violent J is the leader of Insane Clown Posse. His daughter is a furry. Despite his notoriety, J isn’t rich at all. So you can imagine when his daughter ordered a fur suit and essentially got scammed (which, by the way, as someone who makes stuffed animals from time to time and alters clothes here and there– faux fur is pretty expensive if it’s the good kind. An entire suit out of the shit is a whole ass arm) they were pissed.
But instead of J just kinda shrugging it off or shaming her for being trickers or whatever, the man made a whole call out video to the company and set it up like a show.
So gawk if you want, but just know, Violent J is a supportive dad and I gotta give my props to him. I know I wish my guardian or mom would’ve gotten at least a bit interested when I went to my first anime con. It’s good to see he’s standing behind her like this.
also his suit’s name is Kung Fu Joe and that’s fuckin great
Do what I asked the first time…
or whine and throw a tantrum,
get your butt spanked,
and do what I asked of you anyways.
-Daddy
Your only option princess
so that post about how you can get around the bot by tagging things “#sfw”? uhhhhh it’s TRUE.
i did a little test in my drafts:
i am losing my goddamn mind like how is it possible to be this stupid
Fucking hell?!?!!??
This whole NSFW situation is exactly like when America made alcohol illegal in the 1920s to combat rampant alcoholism and it 100% backfired and actually made people drink way MORE and actually made it more accessible. They realized what a mistake they had made and repealed that shit.
Which brings me to my business proposal:
Titty Speakeasies
Knock three times and give the password “I like your shoelaces”
HOEHIBITION