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ɪᴍ ϙᴜᴇᴇʀ ʙᴜᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴀᴜᴛʜᴏʀs ᴜsᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ғᴜᴄᴋᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴅ

[thememedaddy]

[agnesandhilda]

if female top nudity weren't viewed as inherently sexually explicit. oh brother. I would be letting those puppies hang like you wouldn't believe

[agnesandhilda]

the thing is I would be okay with being viewed as sexually attractive while topless. like a shirtless cis man can be a considered a hunk beefcake eye candy etc but it's not by nature r-rated. usamerican society at large is able to understand that toplessness can be sexually appealing but is not in itself a sexual act when a man does it. if I could be just casually topless on a hot day or something without the little flashing light over my head saying think of the CHILDREN I would be getting minoan with it

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[slumparade]

[thememedaddy]

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[tired-shipper]

being a tumblr user is fun : the staff look like they're trying their hardest to kill the platform, half of the internet thinks we're dead, the other half reblogs our posts on pinterest, and we celebrate the murder of julius caesar every year.

[koiagain]

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u

[beeelderly]

not doin any of that mr ms mrs mx business . unfortunately i dont have a robust enough academic or medical background to be called doctor. but i could go by Mt. aka mount. aka mountain. the only thing you can glean from that is that im big as fuck

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[softwaring]

[clleanlliness]

im playing a game and it's called "how much can i drink until i do something stupid"

[boringkate]

I love incidental benches. Like any kind of knee high concrete ledge that you can sit down on. I'll even sit on a nice staircase. Fuck it. If it's late, I'm tired, there's nobody around, and I'm going down then I'll even sit on an escalator. Just try to stop me.

Obviously intentional benches are preferable, but I'll take what I can get.

There's even a bit of a nice thrill to sitting on a non bench. Like it's an exploit. The game devs never meant for you to sit there. Speed sitting strats.

[woman-respecter]

it’s so hard for me to listen to heartbroken/angry breakup songs by straight men bc no matter how good the song is i’ll be like i’m not sure if i fully believe you. let’s hear her side of the story.

[kafkaesquegf]

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me