[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[m-eowdy]

[classicalshits]

[friendlyblob-deactivated2018020]

when i make an important phonecall

[hempkitty]

me after every conversation: why the fuck did i say that

[bitchvirgo]

[themagicalladycat]

[penguin-and-kiwi]

I'll do it for you, creamy

[officialhannahmontana]

romance is dead except for whatever troy and abed in community have going on

[golfgalaxy]

i might get in trouble for saying this but feet are actually so nasty they belong in socks and nowhere near a mouth im risking my life to post this so plea

[telltaletypist]

[beefandcorn]

are you worried

About what? But yeah

[toasthag]

me .01 seconds after emphatically saying yes to plans

[mjalti]

wanting to dismantle beauty standards but also defining yourself by them

[whitepeopletwitter]

[maderchode-deactivated20240415]

Being 20+ is basically a constant question of “am I doing enough” and the answer always being a solid ‘no’

[paupelou]

[theoldtimessss-deactivated20230]

Yo some of yall are soooooo pretty I hope ur not letting a dusty crusty musty ass man drive you insane bby girl

[arandomthot]

I’ve had this same dilemma too many times

[latenights]

no offense to me or anything but what the fuck am i actually doing