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mithavt

gallusrostromegalus

If you write down the results and properly format the paper, it even counts as science!

argumate

the human stress response seems so maladaptive!

cargopantsman

To be fair 99% of our evolutionary stress response was meant to deal with far more immediately conclusive scenarios than the tedious bullshit we put up with these days.

argumate

very very slow tigers are chasing me

yellbug

not to leave a serious comment on a silly post but one of the best pieces of advice I ever got about stress was to SLEEP but secondly, when overwhelmed, lay in a bed and intentionally hold all your muscles clenched. clench EVERYTHING. hold it for a few seconds, then let go. It tricks your animal fight-or-flight monkey brain into thinking it had, and won, a fight, and some of the stress response will leave you

creekfiend

#turn a slow tiger into a fast tiger with this fucked up trick

ithelpstodream

jonpertwee

I feel like this would be a slippery slope towards making it illegal for people to choose to not vote.

hamfistedbunvendor

that’s already how it is in australia

jonpertwee

That’s just so fucked up. :( Do certain medical conditions exempt you?

sapphicdalliances

?????? why is it be fucked up to have compulsory voting? that’s the way it is in most democratic countries? it’s a part of being a citizen, like paying taxes and obeying speed limits? the fine for not voting is only like $50 and because of the compulsory voting law, our country bends over backwards to make it accessible: it’s always on a weekend, lasts most of the day, and is set up at schools and community centers so there’s one within easy reach of almost everybody. you can also mail your ballot or vote early if you’ll be out of the country on the day. like, IT’S EASY TO VOTE, and the penalty isn’t even that ridiculous. i don’t understand why the usa doesn’t have this, except obviously it would make it harder to literally stop minorities from voting.

salparadisewasright-deactivated

I think we Americans tend to forget that a lot of other countries don’t actively work to make it harder to vote.

thisdiscontentedwinter

Adding to this here, in Australia you don’t have to vote. Or, more precisely, there’s no way they can tell if you ruined your ballot. You have to turn up, get your name marked off, but you can put a line through the ballot if you don’t think any of the candidates are worth voting for. Or do this:

Or this:

You have get your name crossed off (if you don’t want to wear the fine), but you don’t have to make your vote counted if you’re opposed to it.

And it is so, so easy to vote. Stuck at work or on holidays? That’s fine. Do a postal vote. Stuck in hospital? That’s fine. They’ll go to you. Stuck in an old people’s home and can’t get around? Again, they’ll go to you. It’s amazing to me that it’s so hard for so many Americans to actually vote. If you make it compulsory, than at least the government is obligated to provide you with the means to vote.

And look, I get it. Sometimes I don’t want to vote either. But I suck it up, I walk three minutes down the street, and I hope that this year they’re selling lamingtons again. Oh, and I buy a democracy sausage, which, even if all the candidates suck, makes the effort of turning up pretty worthwhile.

julad

ALSO, you can see even on the fucked up ballots that you NUMBER CANDIDATES IN ORDER OF PREFERENCE. There’s no need to calculate whether I would be throwing away my vote on the candidate that I most agree with if they’re not from a major party. I can say, I want that independent person to get in, but if not them, give me Big Party A, and if not them, that minor party person is still better that Big Party B, and I’m not giving any preference to the Lunatic Fringe Party.

Our system certainly has some issues still, but I can show up to somewhere nearby, line up for a few minutes (if at all), vote exactly in line with my values (on paper, leaving a paper trail that can be recounted), and then buy a sausage and some home made cupcakes on my way out.

A country’s voting system matters a hell of a lot and every citizen deserves one that makes it easy to vote and results in a government that is representational and accountable.

And by the way, one time I had a bad asthma flare-up on Election Day and didn’t make it to my polling station. I got my fine in the mail, I filled out the form explaining why I couldn’t vote, no more fine. I would rather have, you know, expressed my preference for who should run my country, but they were cool with the fact that I couldn’t do it that day.

batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate

“oh no, what if people actually have to participate in picking the government officials who will impact their lives” jesus christ

systlin

As I posted this rare, organic photo of Banjo and Robin sitting right next to each other, Banjo came over and began to chew on my phone. #catsofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/cailey.arensman/p/BvaAKfVHMeB/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1awuld6yfynz5

#catsofinstagram

My prettiest #applepie yet! (at Greeley, Colorado) https://www.instagram.com/cailey.arensman/p/BvSwEhVn0Xv/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=yl75he4xsyba

#applepie

I’m at the Rocky Mountain Folks Festival gearing up to watch @reginaspektor and I’m SO EXCITED. But one question remains: did Donald Trump’s PAC steal Regina’s t-shirt design and co-opt it for potential Space Force logos? #rockymountainfolksfestival #reginaspektor #spaceforce (at Lyons, Colorado) https://www.instagram.com/p/BmrUcqJHYeR/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=racgrpdjbls9

#rockymountainfolksfestival #reginaspektor #spaceforce

Neighbors watch out for each other. #greeleycolorado #spiderwarning

#spiderwarning #greeleycolorado

Just made my first #greatbritishbakeoff recipe with @kingofohioway ! It’s a #tiramisucake with tempered chocolate trees on top. Time for an afternoon snack!

#tiramisucake #greatbritishbakeoff