Starting a Cult
Reblog to join.
We’ve got snacks.
Here are the snacks.
Reblog to eat.
Here’s some drinks.
Reblog to drink.
We love you.
My friends.
I’ve heard tell that a coven has formed.
That news alone concerns me. However my closest allies have informed me that some of you have betrayed your oaths to the cult.
It goes without saying that we shall conduct no business with any debased and diseased coven. And yet I hear that some of you are double dealing.
This will not be tolerated.
Take this torch.
We will purge this evil from within us and then we will burn this coven’s pillow fort to the ground.
Reblog to stay loyal.
My friends...
We’ve done it.
We’ve purged every trace of that disgusting coven from this land.
And what better way to celebrate after a long hard day of snacking and purging than...
A pool party.
Reblog to jump on in.
Be sure to grab a mouthful of snacks before you do. And remember.
We love you.