CMYKATZ

29 | HE/SHE/THEY/IT | KNOWN LESBIAN VOTED "MOST LIKELY TO EAT THE VOTES"

[rainbow-femme]

His strength is that he is biscuits

[weirdalchemy]

Stay with me.

I've seen a lot of people theorize about what would've happened to Pomni if she didn't let go of Jax, and some people think Pomni would've abstracted too. I don't really think so, since abstraction is such a specific emotional state. But you know what could happen is something a lot gayer.

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

I will NEVER deactivate. and how DARE you

[dogpuppy]

[smeelio]

I want to carry them around in a bandolier

[pangur-and-grim]

[sharkgirldick]

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( -3-)

Gulpin

[sharkgirldick]

\ /

( -3-) (-Ɛ- )

Two Gulpin

[sharkgirldick]

Take a Gulpin. Now double it. That's the essence of Two Gulpin Tuesday.

[radiowithnohead]

i’ve been laughing for a solid 15 minutes over this dude who got banned from r/food for his potato recipe

[captain-price-returns]

The death of credible government is darkly hilarious in a cosmic sort of way. Obviously, the FDA is useless now. Therefore, we must place our trust in more credible institutions, such as Taco Bell, which has been far more transparent and proactive in handling this parasite business.

[weirdalchemy]

made a stupid meme of my wife who sucks real bad

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[cherryredjasperr]

whines pitifully . flops on the ground . bursts into flames

[imjunebitch]

yeah

[wayneradiotv]

Erarg creates world’s first Happypasta

[csny]

[thesituation]

[amygdalae]

When I die I wanna be resurrected as the crab in the bucket of crabs that pulls the other crabs back into the bucket. And I'll love doing it

[evilscientist3]

if i could die i would wanna be resurrected as a crab strong enough to pull your crabsona out of the bucket. and then where would you be

[amygdalae]

...

[sycamorality]

oh no i will lose my !