[cndrne]

-こんにちは !! hello !!

-percy/persephone ; she/(her/they) ; 23

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[cndrne]

holy shit this art style is so cool 😭

[cndrne]

why tf they gotta kill off the scruffy adopted dad immediately wtf NOOO

[cndrne]

guys i landed what’s basically my dream job 🥹 im so happy

[illumiiiz]

hi eveeee <3 since i know nothing abt this i am giving u full liberty bc i am curious. i see so much of it on my fyp so i feel this will be interesting… i would like One matchup pls.

name: percy/persie, age: 23, for preferences i will say men. i also would like a romantic matchup!

personality: i mean, yk me on here but irl i am known for always having a fun fact or knowing something relevant to the situation at hand. that and also making sure nobody is left out/left behind in social groups. i am the classic backpack/ludicrously capacious bag friend and i will always be over-prepared for things. i love to party, but also to bedrot and have quality time in private.

i am very tall, as you are aware. warm toned pale skin, brown eyes and brown hair (currently shoulder length). I’ve kind of outgrown my athletic build and definitely am more on the curvy side now. i dress fairly boyish most days, like baggy jeans and t-shirts, but also love mixing feminine pieces with very masculine ones. i love the ocean (duh), swimming (duh), music and poetry, animals cars + any form of thrill seeking or adrenaline.

i forgot how fun these are omg! one matchup pls and thank you !

HEHEHE HIII <333 this was extra fun bc since you don’t know anything about this guy I’m basically pitching him to you like we’re on a dating show or something LMAO,, also I will say I was a bit biased on this bc I already had him picked out for you in my head before you even sent this, but anyways!

you’re matched with…

ENJIN!

ok so the first thing I will say is that he’s much better-looking in the manga style. at least in my opinion. but I’ll let the art speak for itself

he’s tall, blond, witty, pretty perceptive, super caring in his own way (which is being kind of a dick sometimes), he’s got sick tattoos, an undercut, and has a habit of adopting stray teenagers who all think he’s the coolest guy in the world, even if they’d never say that out loud (but there’s a couple who would, and definitely have). what’s not to love?

you two would SO get along. as the leader of team akuta for the cleaners, enjin’s known in the series for being cool (as mentioned before), a crazy driver, and a guy who’s pretty easy to talk to and something of a social butterfly — he likes to talk. he’s even called “the social fiend” at one point in the manga by a character expressing disbelief that anyone could be a pain in the butt for him to deal with or talk to. “difficult for enjin? enjin the social fiend? that enjin?” so i think you’d naturally hit it off with him, especially with how you mentioned being the one to make sure no one gets left out — he does a lot of that too. he doesn’t always say the right things in strange or awkward social situations, but he’s smart and he does mean well. (he himself has said that he’s not great with the complicated emotional aspect of relationships, but he’s working on it.)

and you having a fun fact or relevant tidbit of info about a given situation? dude, he’d be so into it. anytime something new comes up in conversation or if a cleaning job takes an unexpected turn, I can see him turning to you and asking “so, smarty-pants, you got anything on that?” or smirking about it if you volunteered info about something without anyone asking. he’d find it so cute, I can def see that and you being “the bag friend” and always being prepared for things becoming really endearing to him. if you ever happened to not have something, the next time you see him he’d just casually hand you whatever it was you were missing and be like “here, so you can keep it in your bag stash. honestly at this point it’s weirder if you don’t have something when someone needs it…” lol. like I said, he’s perceptive. it’s the little gestures like that.

he’d be so down to go party with you if that’s what you wanna do, he’d hold your drink and watch while you go dance and might even get out and dance with you. but if you’d rather stay in and just chill he’d be down for that too. he seems like he’d be a cuddlebug so yall could just curl up on one of your beds and hang out til you both fall asleep. and if you need space on your own? he’s cool with that, he’ll let you know where he’ll be if you wanna come find him, and then leave you alone if you need him to. oh yeah and he also likes to play loud music while he drives, so you could just go for a drive and rock out and he’d be so happy with that too lol.

you guys would have a suuuper flirty dynamic, with probably lots of inside jokes and references no one else understands. the rest of his team would be so sick of yall lol I just know it (in a good way tho). it’s that type of relationship where if you’re on opposite sides of the room and someone does something weird or says something you have an inside joke about, you guys automatically look at each other and he’s just got this stupid grin on his face and raises his eyebrows at you, like, yeah, you caught that too?

I can see him offering you to smoke with him too. if you’ve never done it before he’ll laugh at you when you start coughing the smoke out, but he’d smack you on the back and show you how to inhale it just right. “you get used to it. here, I’ll take it if you don’t want it, you need some water?” sometime he’d offer you his after he lights it up and takes a drag, then if you take it and share the rest of it with him he’d think about it all day, only realizing as he lights another one later that technically that means you guys kissed indirectly. then he’d be thinking about that for the rest of the night. actually I have so many thoughts about smoking with him I might have to write a separate post about that,,

I don’t want this to get TOO long and we should talk more abt this in dms but yeah I hope you liked this hehe <33 and I hope it gets you into the series that’d be so funny

[cndrne]

i love when ppl come to me for questions or research like yes actually i love being ur personal search engine pls let me do it i know so much about so much random shit pls let me infodump the entire span of human knowledge into ur brain directly and it will 1000000% be more than u asked for but it’s ok bc i answered ur question didn’t i

[coquettelust]

Sprinkling in “did I do good” and “are you proud of me” to soft launch my praise kink

[quakerjoe]

[ryebreadgf]

Idk man my nervous system gets regulated from walking really really fast and elbowing groups of people taking up the whole sidewalk. like that’s what makes me feel at peace

[cndrne]

3 hrs screen time hungry shark evolution game

[zegalba]

[cndrne]

so my actual enemy is not my mother in law but my father in law ok….

[cndrne]

chugged half a bottle of wine and now there’s 16 pending applications on my indeed

[cndrne]

who (company) want me

[cndrne]

65 applications later They Fuckin’ Want Me

[cndrne]

guys i’m hashtag EMPLOYED

[cndrne]

i love being #tipsy

[cndrne]

:( time please go faster pls pls pls pls pls pls

[cndrne]

Appoint me to ur mermaid court and i PROMISE to be worse than I alr am I PROMISE

-rune

duh ur obv my mermaid right hand