My back hurts and it's because I'm just too darn cool

Shrub Shrubbery if you're being fancy pronousn(in order of preference): it/its/iself He/him/his/himself They/them/ theirs/ themself adhd queer, although the specific labels elude me

[shrubbery130]

i think people should send me asks maybe

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]

[littleguysdaily]

[vigaishere]

REBLOG if you have amazing talented artist friends!

[shuckledeleted]

[jaronana]

[shrubbery130]

i iwsh i. had zucchini bread rn im so. depraved of. bread made woth zucchini

[mooserattler]

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

[moonblossom]

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

[fishgummy]

evil bruno mars i’d throw a grenade at you

[teaboot]

frivolous bruno mars I’d throw a parade for you

[teaboot]

Love what’s happening here

[rendermeow]

I forgot I made this a year ago

[andhumanslovedstories]

I’m watching The Big Bang Theory in its natural setting—playing in the background of a hot spiral room—and I can say within that specific context, it is a very charming show. Like the saltine crackers of media.

[andhumanslovedstories]

Hospital room. A hospital room. Not a hot spiral room. What a nightmare idea. And you all rolled with that idea. The idea that I was sitting in a hot sweltering spiral prison watching the Big Bang theory is actually what hell is. Bazinga.

[paxamericana]

[rageflippedtables]

Open your eyes...

Process under the cut

[brandneweyescd]

[girlblocker]

[urboymutual]

[hellygf]

[divorcegirl-deactivated20220819]

[gales-boyfriend]

[transdeans]

[madscientistenthusiast]

[testosteronetwunk]

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

[random-chaos-thoughts]

Unrestrained summer fun

[bumblequinn]

joe biden: how do i look in this chef hat, giuseppe?

giuseppe, the presidential butler: waifish and breedable as always, muy lord

joe biben: fabulous. pass me the Improbable Meat

[bumblequinn]

i will have u all know i breathe nothing but the Finest Quality Airs. and they are loaded chock full with Nutrience

[bumblequinn]

you wish my air is poison junior? you want me to imagine dragon breathing in the chemical? giuseppe, smite this fool

[annunakitty]

I live with her and I regret to inform everyone that she is just like this, no gas leak or drugs required

[bumblequinn]

WOW

[christinecanigula-archive]

I’m A Lesbiab

[christinecanigula-archive]

Lesbiam

[christinecanigula-archive]

Less Bien

[christinecanigula-archive]

Girls

[vampire-crimson]

it’s okay take ur time

[kariniebeanie]

have y’all seen the update? (x)

[danatron1]

Hi real quick does anyone have the cat gif that goes like this

[sir-josh-of-art-deactivated2024]

Found and saved one from this very hellsite:

[marxism-transgenderism]

"Oh no I fear i may be getting sick but I cant tell if I have a fever !"

The humble thermometer:

[misogynistcatgirl]

I know we are all like "people in caveman times would drill holes in their head to relieve headaches" andwe go oh that's so stupid that's so dumb but like. then I get a headache and I'm like.ooooh I get it I get it. Grug prepare the drill.

[greyerwardens]

[trueka]

adding highlights to my drawings while not knowing or ignoring where the light source is