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“Since I don’t have to deal with the messes he’s cute even when he’s making one.”
“yeah, wait until you have kids. i’ll be dealing with this all over again in three years, i almost regret letting my uterus opening up for business,” she said. “hand me your sister’s baby, i can’t reach it,” she said placing the burp rag in her lap. “sounds like a personal problem,” ethan said. “excuse me? don’t be an ass or you’ll go to bed,” she said, resulting in her son handing her a stuffed animal. “tell bubba don’t be a butthead,” she said, handing the toy to her daughter.












