T H O T P O L I C E

Willow 24, bisexual trans woman. Professional Comedian. I invented the word Wombyn to make fun of TERFS and they started using it unironically married to dreamofhircine.tumblr.com if you're here because you are a ffxiv blog, you can find my IC at sesky-and-i-know-it.tumblr.com

[mysharona1987]

[veryfunnymemes]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via tigerleli)

[uppestoftownchics]

The balls to try and pull that off with the professor of criminology, though.

[deatheatspicklechips]

You can tell which one’s really from a professor because the fake one has that professional sign off and the real ones end in “Sent from my iPhone”

[themintycupcake]

It’s 2019 and people still think that there’s a “CalArts Style” and not a “the studio sanded down the concept art until it was cheaper to produce and guaranteed to appeal to mass audiences” style.

[nyrma]

not to sound like a stoner or anything but just…….. how does soup work

[nyrma]

like….. u put a vegetable in a can and it’s good in the cupboard for months…. u put a vegetable just in the cupboard and it’s bad like .. in a few days………

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

[paper-mario-wiki]

there should be a tax that youtubers pay where 1.5% of all of their revenue goes back to Kevin Macleod for basically supplying YouTube with it’s own soundtrack.

[fooliofailure]

who is this man and what music did he make???

[paper-mario-wiki]

if you hear a royalty free song on youtube, there’s approximately an 80% chance Kevin Macleod wrote it.

here’s some you’ve almost definitely heard:

[paper-mario-wiki]

for those wondering, yes, he also made THE generic royalty free song that was EVERYWHERE in 2014.

[shinosarna]

He has a Patreon!

And he doesn’t even make a 1000$ per month!

also, his site incompetech.com also has graph paper generators, if you’re in need of that. It has any kind of graph paper - INCLUDING hex paper, you tabletop gamers out there! (or knitting paper if you’re into that)

[mary]

[lvl-5-kobold]

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

“penguin brothers forever”

[stormethecat]

[moonaknight13-deactivated201901]

A wife, husband, their child and their pet.

[sweetmeatdale]

In that order?

[mooselybased]

This is the future liberals want

[stachionalgeographic]

[horrorpops]

Never thought I'd see the day. You can find me on twitter @willowmouse

[babyfairy]

now girl…..LMFAOOO

[sridevi]

my face when i went to pizza pizza today and saw that you could get pesto or bbq sauce or garlic sauce on your pizza instead of marinara and asked the cashier which one she recommends and she said “i would never eat here”

[questions-within-questions]

Bugs Bunny isn’t your conventional trickster god - he doesn’t steal or lie; rather he inflicts on us a societal hubris. He traps us in the rules, conventions and expectations we’ve made. Forcing us to go through the niceties of the barbershop or DMV at the times most inconvenient to us. If we didn’t have these rules - if it was twelve thousand years ago and all we had was a snare and a knife, Bugs would be nothing more than a mortal rabbit. But now we have built so much and he has become a god.  

[lovlae]

u know what my biggest pet peeve is? when someone is like genuinely very mean to others and when they’re called out on their behavior they’re like “sorry i’m just a bitch xoxo” like yes u sure are!!!!! not something u should be proud of

[browsedankmemes]

[valtsv]

the only sad thing about voltron ending is that it took this long

[valtsv]

its only been 2 years???

[powerfulwizard]

Voltron really did make 8 fucking seasons in 2 years

[senshimeshi]

8 seasons????

[theauspolchronicles]

I’m so goddamn mad that oil companies have known climate change is real for decades and did everything to stop people from acting on it. I want to burn their offices down. I want to throw their CEOs into a fucking pit. The world is being destroyed because some filthy rich fucks saw the end coming and figured making money off it was better than saving it. That’s pure evil, plain and simple.

[quasi-normalcy]

Exxon knew about climate change almost 40 years ago and took steps to suppress the evidence

Likewise Shell.

This isn’t a conspiracy theory, this is a documented historical fact, and people’s heads should literally be rolling for it.