Moved to @dinosaurfort

Kass | 27 | Flaming Bisexual with rapidly changing interests and a tendency to obsess over hot, buff characters Icon by @lucdrawsthings

[coach-mchorse]

REMAKING MY TUMBLR GO FOLLOW ME @dinosaurfort

[jeanbean16]

I fixed it.

[incorrectfmadialogue]

[kckenobi]

oh. my god I was just writing a fic and I was about to say "he grimaced as if he'd bitten into a lemon" when it occurred to me, hang on, are there lemons in Star Wars? Or are they called something else? Despite the fact that it literally does not matter sksjs I went to google it and I typed in "Star Wars lemons" FORGETTING, in my brief naivety WHAT LEMONS USED TO MEAN

so you can imagine what came up

[iwilleatyourenglish]

this is how my boyfriend asks me to stream dark souls iii for him

[iwilleatyourenglish]

he is

[pigeon-princess]

Smile!! 

[isomorbism]

lgbt kun i believe you are kira

[isomorbism]

*LIGHT KUN

[maxbytes]

imagine being an animal without a tail i'd be livid

[maxbytes]

wait

[spaghettinatural]

ah *scribbles down on psychiatrist notes* penis envy

[maxbytes]

DHSDFGYRTRPY^%&$%&%ET$%RYSRTY$#E^%

[cinturongazo]

[kosmogrl]

[aces-and-anime]

[goldcrescent]

I’d best be seeing that anti JKR energy for this twilight show too bc Smeyer continuing to profit off the Quileute tribe is not cute

[guccimedusa]

I keep seeing people on Twitter being all "I'm sure they'll be more respectful and mindful of the Quileute tribe this time around."

Except, they won't be. Even if they get actual Native American actors to play these characters, even if they bring on a Native American to serve as a cultural advisor, it wont matter. Why? Because Smeyer appropriated a real Native American tribe and twisted their culture and history in her fantasy books for her own profit.

This fictional Quileute Tribe is and always will be disrespectful to the real life Quileute tribe.

[commonstarguy]

The Quileute Tribe is still taking donations to move out of the immediate tsunami zone as of April 2023. Instead of directing attention to this TV series if/when comes out (and even if it doesn't honestly), please consider supporting the tribe financially here if you can afford it.

[fridayyy-13th]

man i love physics

[thereforealiar]

much like the minotaur I am a creature in some sort of situation

[herbertwest]

Look, if you're starving in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and suddenly someone is like 'oh I have tons of food and it just happens to be meat do you want some lol' you CANNOT act surprised when it's people. You simply CANNOT.

[herbertwest]

There are times and places where it is realistic to expect NOT to be served people. For example, in a pie shop underneath a barber shop. THEN you can be all 'OH GOD IT'S PEOPLE.'

If you are in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and are suddenly served a really good meat pie, you have to know it's people. Do you see any cows? No, they all apocalypsed. It's your neighbor.

[herbertwest]

If you're served food in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, ask yourself these questions first:

Do I trust the person feeding me?

Is this meat fresh, and if so, have there been any livestock non-apocalypsed recently?

Have I seen Kevin within the past week?

Am I willing to commit the penultimate culinary taboo? (The ultimate culinary taboo is putting pineapple on pizza, a crime I regularly commit)

[s0bk]

very very very excited to see the fish man again !!!!!!!!!

[stereocyon]

first apartment checklist

i know lots of you might be worrying about what you need to move into your first apartment. that’s why i put this little checklist together! 

fog machine

[stereocyon]

this 5 year old post continues to get funnier every day i haven’t moved out of my parents house btw

[arcademyth]

that our paths have crossed is certainly the work of fate