???

My dead grandma can run faster than that.

[coachfinstxck]

blindhim​:

    “    and  i’ll  think  of  you  if  they  do.    ”    he eats another one.    “    god,  you’re  stingy  as  hell,  coach.    ”

   "that is PROFOUNDLY disgusting." bobby takes a moment to sit in his thoughts before piping up at the latter commentary, "my salary barely covers the cost of the amount of therapy that i have to go to primarily because of you kids . . . i think i'm owed the money for the snack that I BOUGHT FOR MYSELF."

[darren-criss]

teen wolf rewatch → 3x05

[coachfinstxck]

blindhim·:

     “    no  idea.    ”    he said, visibly tossing a hot cheeto into his mouth.

    A NEAR VIOLENT GASP.

                     “i hope they burn on the way out. you owe me $2.50.”

[coachfinstxck]

I JUST LOOKED AT MY CLOCK AND IT'S PAST ONE AM -- WHEN THE FUCK

[coachfinstxck]

OPEN ;;

         “ alright, which one of you little shits stole my hot cheetos ??”

[coachfinstxck]

      with limited movement of his lips, coach hisses through gritted teeth, “i hope you know that i’m smiling at you because MURDER is I L L E G A L and your father is right over there.” this kid’s bonehead move had cost them the game and bobby was about two ( 2 ) seconds away from a full-blown ANEURYSM. 

starter for: @postguilt​

[coachfinstxck]

↳ withchemistry​:

      “ She sounds like a smart woman.  Which is honestly a little bit surprising. “

     "she was a terrible mother, but she makes a mean quiche."

[coachfinstxck]

             “wouldja QUIT lookin’ at me like that ?! ” coach furrows his brow, grimacing slightly at the girl. “i distinctly remember telling the class that there would be no extensions . . . maybe next time you’ll consider homework before sucking face.”

starter for: @coyotie​

[coachfinstxck]

        "you know i think of you like a son, mccall . . . which is why i mean it, from the bottom of my heart, when i say :    SHUT. UP."

starter for: @goingtosave​

[coachfinstxck]

STARTER CALL

[withchemistry]

      “ I don’t care. “

[coachfinstxck]

         "you sound like my mother."

[coachfinstxck]

nice whistle, coach!! -xoxo, greenberg

            bobby stands in silence a moment, slowly blinking, general disgust contorting his features before he finally erupts with, "have you SERIOUSLY not graduated yet ???"        

[coachfinstxck]

to whomever anon'd greenberg into our box ... we're mcfucking losing it.

[coachfinstxck]

Heeeeey what’s poppin

              "OUT  of  my  office,  Stilinski."

[coachfinstxck]

   "man  to  man . . .,"  bobby  starts  off  with  a  sigh,  arms  folding  over  his  chest.  "how  do  you  deal  with  it?  you  know,  the  constant  and  PROFOUNDLY  CRIPPLING  INDIGESTION   that  comes  with  old  age  ??"

starter for: @itssheriffstilinski​

[coachfinstxck]

oh my god

        “ not quite. “

[coachfinstxck]

OPEN ;;

         “ alright, which one of you little shits stole my hot cheetos ??”