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SCAR IS WORKING ON THE MINECRAFT WORLD THEME PARK AND LIVING HIS DREAM AS A REAL IMAGINER!! THIS IS ACTUALLY SO AWESOME I AM SO HAPPY FOR HIM!!!

Also to add onto this: He said he is making sure its wheelchair accessible!!! There are many things he is making sure this park has so everyone can enjoy it!!

I step away from playing/watching minecraft for a bit, and suddenly there's a fucking tree guy staring at me, and animals are all different, and there's leaves on the ground and just wtf is going on.

#minecraft

xbralis

whenever ppl mistake hermitshipping for rpf i almost wanna go along with it. like sure. i want arek lisowski to leave his wife and kids and go make out with his wisconsin babygirl irl. youre so right. love wins /s

xbralis

#hermitcraft #hermitshipping

notwerewolf-art

they don't call him Ladders for nothin!

miiilowo

in the minecraft world do youthink people would use "they dug straight down" as code for someone dying

miiilowo

inthe minectraft world they would say someone spawned with a diamond hoe insteadof saying they were born with a silver spoon

klm-zoflorr

In yhe minecraft world they would say something costs a dragon egg to say it's really expensive or unique

klm-zoflorr

Theyd say someones getting a taste of their own splash potion of nausea when karmic justice hits em

klm-zoflorr

Also blue axolotls in the ocean to mean something thats really rare or unlikely

klm-zoflorr

Oh oh and "don't make a warden out of some sculk veins" to mean exaggerating

miiilowo

I love ur mind

the-blaze-empress

"opened the end portal" for telling a secret

"emptying your enderchest" for being honest/open

"putting silk touch on shears" something needlessly complicated and mostly useless

"like finding coal at deepslate" for rlly hard tasks

"the creeper in the room" self explanatory i think

"enchanting without the lapis" doing something without being prepared

"in a bastion with no gold" oops ur in trouble

"couldnt trade in a village" ur just useless

the-blaze-empress

"throwing damage at a zombie" and "shooting snowballs at a ghast" for varying levels of futile tasks

the-blaze-empress

comparing smth to netherite trim for stupidly expensive for no good reason, alternatively "trimming ur tunic with netherite"

the-blaze-empress

"like bats on halloween" for when smth is unusually busy/popular

the-blaze-empress

LAST ONES I PROMISE

“frost walker in the nether” congrats you Tried but ur out of ur depth

fairly meta but when someones showing off they “know how to make a cake”

great-axepectations

On this, the second anniversary of the Evergiven getting stuck in the Suez Canal, I would like to remind everyone that Joe Hills built a model of the ship in his season 7 base, the Strait of Joebraltar.

It is worth mentioning that Bdubs was once trying to transport a villager through the Strait of Joebraltar and he was not able to get through because the ship was in the way. So yes, it did disrupt nautical trade on the server.

give-grian-rights

HAPPY FOURTH(?) ANNIVERSARY TO THE JOE THING EVER

#hermitcraft #i rarely post here anymore #but the strait of joebraltar is an exception

ink-ghoul

There's two genres of Minecraft roleplay

- Gay

- Criticism to capitalism

????

The Mob Boss.

SPOILER FOR GRIAN'S 28th EPISODE OF HERMITCRAFT

i am obsessed.

#hermitcraft #I'm very very behind on hermitcraft #but this slaps

foop204

Reading mcyt fanfic for years lowkey fucked up my perception of the consequences of bodily harm in other fics. Ill be like omgggg its just an arrow its not that big of a dealll 🙄🙄 just yank that shit out and drink a health potion 🙄🙄

If no one else got me, I know the fictional MCYTer from my dream last night got me. (His name is Chrizzy, and the first time he played MC and got diamonds, his friend distracted him with villagers then stabbed him in the back to steal the diamonds, so now every time they join an SMP together Chrizzy tracks his friend down to kill him before he does anything else).

#mcyt #dreams