A Hoard of Spooks @cobwebcorner - Tumblr Blog

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Hi I'm Verb, I write a lot of things but people around here mostly know me for shipping two resident evil guys who never met in canon.

My Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/cobwebcorner

My asks tag: verb answers

I'm not taking requests currently.

It is block on sight if I notice that you have ‘pro-shippers dni’ or ‘freaks dni’ or anything similar in your bio. I am an adult with a job, I don’t have time for this purity culture nonsense. Thought crimes aren't real! Fictional characters are objects and their feelings are not more important than Real Actual People! Thank you and good night.

greenclove8

Code V baby

#resident evil #claire redfield #steve burnside #albert wesker #resident evil code: veronica

hppjmxrgosg

all you new fandom members need to QUIET DOWN oh my god you're going to get us KILLED. we're happy to have you but if you keep talking about BULLSHIT like PUBLISHING fanfic for MONEY, Anne Rice is going to come back from the dead to KILL US. looking at YOU, maurauders fans, heated rivalry fans, byler fans...out here giving out interviews to news channels SHUT UP. we're going to have to start setting off firecrackers to keep the rent down.

#it's true #fandom in general #seriously though fanfiction inhabits a precarious legal situation and we get a blind eye from IP owners only because we don't monetize #so like #maybe don't?

condortoroost

resident medieval 4 ⚔️

#lovely #resident evil 4 #leon kennedy #ada wong #luis serra navarro #ashley graham

annaoi

All the trauma just came crashing down on them after Raccoon City.

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I swear I planned something fluffy but I read @silvercap's fic and I was inspired to do some angst and whump instead.

As always, special thanks to @loveiscosmicsin and @theycallmedarling for the support and for patiently checking my grammar.

#resident evil #leon kennedy #claire redfield #sherry birkin #comic #aww #resident evil 2

questions-about-blorbos

Has your Blorbo ever deliberately killed someone?

Yes. It was justified

Yes. It was not justified

Yes. Some were justified. Some were not justified

Not deliberately. They’ve killed someone. But it was an accident

No. They’ve never killed anyone

Remaining time: 1 day 19 hours

Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

#poll vault #it was for SCIENCE ok #and also personal gain #but mostly science

ohcorny

Hunger's Bite is out!

A specter is haunting the Atlantic!

After growing up together on the luxurious SS Lark, Neeta Pandey and Emery Botwright are ready to start their lives. Emery wants to follow in his father’s footsteps and sail the Lark forever, while Neeta yearns to travel the world. But neither will have any future at all if the Lark’s new owner, Mr. Honeycutt, has his way.

Mr. Honeycutt... The first-class passengers adore him, while he makes the ship a nightmare for the crew. Twisted by unnatural appetites, the rich are actually transforming into something less than human, and their insatiable demands soon push the staff toward a—quite literal— burnout.

Something otherworldly is undeniably aboard the SS Lark, something horribly hungry. But it’s not Wick Farley: vampire, secret agent, and paranormal investigator. Alone and at sea, with only Neeta and Emery to help him, he must uncover the truth about Mr. Honeycutt. And fast—before a ravenous craving for power consumes them all.

Available in hardcover or paperback, and ebook from your favorite online retailers! Or ask your local librarian!

#comic #you have my attention #vampires

chloesimaginationthings

Totally real meeting of Sherry and Wesker in Resident evil

#comic #resident evil #sherry birkin #albert wesker #answer the question al

moved-please-leave-me-alone

Alright your Discord avatar and tumblr avatar are locked in a closet for 7 minutes ala 7 Minutes In Heaven. What happens

#for my main tumblr it's general grievous panic-swatting a metroid for 7 minutes trying to keep it from latching on to his face #for this one it's annette birkin asking increasingly uncomfortable questions about his alien biology #grievous is not having a great time either way #now I wonder how a metroid and a lightsaber would interact...#tag games

zapfish-juice

INTEGRA MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE HOW I'VE MISSED YOU

#hellsing

I follow the Panda Leon creator, they have genuinely amazing aus and art! My fave is Godzilla!Leon from them lmao

It's all very amusing to me tbh, it's like the spirit of the goofy RE mods has entered fandom at large. Where's the AU where Leon is pursued through the RPD by thomas the tank engine

#Is it named godzilleon #I hope it is

every time I go into the resident evil tags they're turning leon kennedy into something new

#a verdugo bug man #a dog #a panda???#a bizarro alternate version who is yandere #a sad zombie

parakeet

Today I saw a leaf that looked like a frog and I was like haha nice and then it hopped because it WAS a frog and I started crying bc life is really full of everyday miracles including but not limited to experiencing frogs

deathwarlock

you got camouflaged dude. If you were frog prey...... hoooo boy

mallowmaenad

#it's true and it happened to my boy vincent price #frogs #muppets

prokopetz

"You can't ship those characters because they have a problematic height gap" well, strictly speaking we can't ship one of them. The other is well within the size and weight limits of most domestic parcel couriers.

#gives a new meaning to 'you must be this tall to ride'#fandom in general