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[cocacola-garlic]

you know the wiping situation is getting dire when you have to put the phone down and focus

[ymawgat]

your car: *bounces back and forth, defeated, its hood swinging by a mere thread*

my car: *triumphantly leaps six feet in the air, spraying hubcaps in victorious fervor*

[mousenemy]

What?

[chromatic-king]

[parisetya]

shark seg

[dogpuppy]

[mismedleym]

i just really wanted to draw a wizard i don’t know what to tell you

[dogpuppy]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[dreamstars]

"Flower Nails", made by Masaharo Ono (2005)

[alexiaroselikethewine]

I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

[kittygirltitty]

rock & roll

[alexiaroselikethewine]

girl i just walked into that one like a coyote with a painted tunnel

[wintercorrybriea2]

juvenile springtail

[ecosmowarrior]

still so funny to me that gross has another meaning besides icky and is used seriously all the time. your gross annual income. your disgusting nasty amount of money you earn the whole year. pathetic

[dogfluid-deactivated20181205]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

This looked like a very nice house in Longmont, CO.

But, what in the world possessed them to do this? (Pop the casserole in the oven and jump in the shower.)

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/803-Bross-St-Longmont-CO-80501/13202421_zpid/?

[dorothycastlemore]

wikihow “tickle fight”

[toskarin]

hi it's your boss. yeah we found your blog. we are getting you put down.

[klapollo]

We watched toy story 2 today and they say suicide prominently in the first act. So whenever someone says "unalive," they are operating at a sub-toy story level of vocabulary maturity

[dozydawn]

cat’s eye emerald

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

advil (ibuprofen) 200mg liquid capsule