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A Clownboy says Yeehonk

[bewbin]

9x7 is easily the hardest in the times tables

[bewbin]

[butterflypeaflowertea]

when you wear a sundress and one of the straps is loose so it slips off your shoulder and u feel… how shall i put this… harlotrous

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

there's somethig magical about people on nextdoor vehemently defending possums

[byjove]

I need him so bad it’s unreal

[byjove]

is there a silly guy depot I can find this genre of man at

[byjove]

[tothechaos]

this was a joke my boyfriend made, then laughed at for several minutes

[give-orange-me-give-eat-orange]

This is my favorite comic strip of all time. It is so delightful. Even now I’m giggling as I type this

[bewbin]

the goblins i was paying to throw rocks at the birds in my garden have fucking unionized

[bewbin]

Oh how fucking perfect. they just sent me their demands

[tlirsgender]

The poll feature really took off because it taps into tumblr's favorite activity: being extremely opinionated about things that don't matter

[dragonprincessmew]

[slimetony]

honey get me my passport. im going to leftover pasta city. in the democratic peoples republic of fridge

[c3po]

denied entry at the border for trying to smuggle in undeclared condiments

[mingpicket]

kink: deleting someone’s pointless comment by reblogging the post from the same person they did

[yzghuldar]

I mean, that’s censorship but okay.

[nutsacktorturer]

ksvskwbidbwkdbskbsjw

[king-of-the-freeway]

[memewhore]

[pointnclick]

since the gun emoji was taken from us i’ve just been building my own contraptions

[pointnclick]

🔩🪠🪔    🧰 it might not look like it but i just got your ass with a thingamajig

[eri-blogs-life]

[lacefuneral]

[moonkitty]

why is this reply in the oven

[hoothootmotherf-ckers]

an under-discussed feature of chronic illness + pain is how fucking boring it is. Like I know that I will get better and stop hurting if I lie down with my eyes closed in a quiet dark room but holy fucking shit if I do that for five more minutes today I’m going to totally lose my marbles.

[magicratfingers]

What do vampires do for the holidays

[nightwashh]

he has a name :(

[notgreengardens]

My cousin Throckmorton died?????

[spiralstaircased]

Timmy turner: man I am so depressed like clinically. Cosmo Wanda I wish I was not depressed anymore

Wanda: sorry timmy that's against da rules...we can't interfere with mental illness ):

Timmy: fine i wish I had xanax

Cosmo: ok *gives it to him from his pockets*

[huffylemon]