cockroach anon

[cockroach-anon]

Wordle 229 4/6

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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 @mebbrrr today was a smart day! hbu?

[cockroach-anon]

Wordle 228 5/6

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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 @mebbrrr how about you?

[mebbrrr]

finally did wordle is this good

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[t4tpolypd]

w e a k

Wordle 227 4/6

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[mebbrrr]

wtff

[cockroach-anon]

Wordle 227 4/6

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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 is this good ive never played before /gen /genq

[cockroach-anon]

@mebbrrr hehehehe

[cockroach-anon]

@mebbrrr

[mebbrrr]

i cannot tell you how horrific this was to see in my notifications

[gloomymuffin]

This is so sad 💔😔

[cockroach-anon]

a true heartbreak 😭

[cockroach-anon]

@mebbrrr

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

If y’all got cancelled what would you be cancelled for? Say it in the tags.

[hyper-nico]

i’m going to have an aneurysm 

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

Love this cause this is actually the kinda stuff I wanted to comment instead of the shit like “I like “problematic media”” or “im a conservative” “I hate trans people”. I wanted people to say funny shit. Like here’s my original tag I did.

[cockroach-anon]

it is increasingly difficult for tubbo to discern his platonic husband from the enderwalker. because ranboo has no mouth. @mebbrrr ok i am getting better at drawing so here's this

[mebbrrr]

do you double tap when you scrunkly the when ????

[cockroach-anon]

always.

[mebbrrr]

I 👁🦆 THLAMMED 😩 MY PENITH 🍆💦 IN THE ➡️ CAR 🚗 DOOR 🚪 you 👉🦆 slammed 😟 your penis 🍆🤭 in the ➡️ car 🚗 door 🚪*slam* 💥 OOOooOoOoooOOOOOooOoOOO 😱😨

[cockroach-anon]

miles what does this mean?

[cockroach-anon]

@mebbrrr a gift from D

[cockroach-anon]

somebody needs to square up and make The Brain stop splitting off minecraft fictives because i am getting SICK of seeing walmart brand kakashi hatake out of the corner of my eye /nm /lh

[cockroach-anon]

i am a bit mad at him like ???? gimme some of the talent. we used the SAME FREAKING BRUSH, TOO @mebbrrr look Tommy: Okay so since Roach didn't give a transcript for the text, I'll be doing it for them. Top Left: Drawn by Tubbo Top Right: Drawn by Me Bottom Left: Prison Bottom Right: Pre-SMP Middle Text Top: show off Middle Text Center: Tubbo Middle Text Bottom: Tommy <-- Middle Text Bottom 2: for the record, Tubbo has always had good art You're welcome.

[mebbrrr]

a what-if-style mini series but its the dsmp

[mebbrrr]

current ideas:

what if tommy was the traitor

what if tubbo didnt exile tommy

what if phil didnt kill wilbur

what if punz didnt get there in time

[mellointheory]

what if punz had showed up to the red banquet

what if sam hadnt stopped hannah from sleepwalking into the egg room

[cockroach-anon]

what if the revive book didn't work? what if it only worked on wilbur? what if ghostinnit/phantommy? or... what if he's gone all together?

[cockroach-anon]

what if schlatt was revived instead of wilbur? what if they were revived together?

[mebbrrr]

a what-if-style mini series but its the dsmp

[mebbrrr]

current ideas:

what if tommy was the traitor

what if tubbo didnt exile tommy

what if phil didnt kill wilbur

what if punz didnt get there in time

[mellointheory]

what if punz had showed up to the red banquet

what if sam hadnt stopped hannah from sleepwalking into the egg room

[cockroach-anon]

what if the revive book didn't work? what if it only worked on wilbur? what if ghostinnit/phantommy? or... what if he's gone all together?

[cockroach-anon]

Tubbo headcanons

I am a filthy dadschlatt enjoyer, so here's this. TW horn filing - radiation poisoning - tongue is neon yellow

- burn scar in shape of hand on right side of face/neck

- firework scar on right side of face/neck, overlapping the burn scar, which also is on his right hand, covering his pinkie, ring finger, half of his middle finger, and most of his wrist on the right side

- right eye is neon yellow and has the radiation symbol for a pupil, left eye is blue and has a horizontal pupil - right sclera (the whites of the eyes) is red and irritated, similarly to tommy's

- left side of head, hair bleached blonde. right side of his head, hair kept original color (brown) - right eyebrow is non existent, as hair couldn't crow in the scar tissue

- two sets of horns; <first pair to grow in were his ram horns, which are effectively numb due to filing them down at a young age <second pair were a reaction from radiation, short pointy horns growing from his forehead, the right one having a gold wedding band around it <the right horns (both) are a light brown, the left horns (both) are a dark brown - has goat ears, the right one with a burn scar on it, the right also having a tag on the ear. its the radiation symbol again. - fluffy goat tail cus i do what i want - wears a green sweater with a fluffy vest over it - snowchester patch on left arm, radiation symbol patch on left - "your tommy" compass worn around his neck Chernobyl ram /j - cc!tubbo's weird (his words not mine) dreams are also shared by c!tubbo. if y'all want a recap of the most interesting (in my opinion) one then lmk and i'll reblog with somethin' the host wrote while listening to him talk about it

[cockroach-anon]

Karlnapity headcanons

(Sapnap's will be copy and pasted from the Dream Team post) Sapnap

- blazekind

- raised by BadBoyHalo

- usually stays in a more human form, still having pointed ears but they are small as hell

- can set himself on fire and not take damage

- demon form is 7'5" while human from is 6'2"

- has a necklace with two rings on it, one engraved with a clock (karl) and the other with a duck (quackity)

- wears a gold bracelet on his wrist engraved with a ":)" (dream) & goggles (george) & a fire emblem (himself) Karl

- appears human until tired or stressed, at which point he turns into something resembling a muppet

- only ever remembers Quackity and Sapnap

- nightmares that he can't remember make him wake up screaming

- has a necklace with two rings on it, one engraved with a fire emblem (sapnap) and the other with a duck (quackity) Quackity

- duck human hybrid

- has duck wings, which were very long and allowed him to fly until schlatt cli- uhhhh i mean.... until he got into an accident, as he would say.

- has an 8 ball prosthetic eye

- two gold teeth

- fidgets with coins, rolling them along his fingers and flipping them

- has a necklace with two rings on it, one engraved with a clock (karl) and the other with a fire emblem (sapnap)