Shit.

Hng mhm

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[froggribs]

[roboco-san]

my gender is dollar store barbie. offbrand girl

[roboco-san]

girl adjacent

[roboco-san]

none gender with left woman

[roboco-san]

womanhood is a roommate I get along with and who lets me borrow stuff sometimes but I don't actually know all that well

[captainkirkk]

Rewatching atla episodes for Reasons and I just realised that Zuko found Appa the night after he found out he was missing. The gaang have been desperately searching for, what? A few weeks? And Zuko sees a poster saying Appa is missing and just squares tf up and finds him immediately. What a fucking madman. 

[tarvek-sturmvoraus]

#this is why they put him in charge of the Fire Nation #there is nothing Zuko cannot find up to and including his country’s long lost sense of morality

i mean he had already managed to actually find the avatar, whom literally the entire world (except katara lmao) had believed was dead and gone forever. im pretty sure if zuko decides he is going to Find Something the universe rearranges itself to put it in his path.

[son-of-drogo]

This comes in handy when he has kids.

[awesome-cookies-and-cream]

Dude literally found:

🔥The avatar

🔥Appa

🔥His lost uncle via a sweaty sandal

🔥A secret civilization thought to be long gone

🔥The last 2 dragons existing

🔥Katara and Sokka’s Father plus Suki

🔥Katara’s mother’s murderer

🔥His honor

🔥His entire nation’s honor

I mean the dude was wild. He was born to find stuff. I don’t really know if he found his mother but like…that too. You kinda get why the Gaang saw Zuko and thought, hey what if we use him to find stuff?

[i-have-no-gender-only-rage]

One of the funniest failures of US school system is the fact they are legally obligated to teach us all the states but they never actually show how big Alaska is like I have actually had teachers tell me that Texas is the biggest state. We have all just convinced ourselves that Alaska is that small shrunken down thing on most US maps and the people that know it's the largest state can almost never accurately describe how large it is.

For context here is a picture

[captainlordauditor]

what

[guardianofscrewingup]

It has a national park that’s bigger than maine. Or Switzerland. A park. 

I lived in Alaska for two years and I will never get over the sheer overwhelming bigness of it. 

Nights where the sky is clear you can see clusters of stars or the Northern Lights dancing. When the lights are rippling especially strong and fast you can hear a static crackle in the air. When the moon is out after it’s snowed, you don’t need flashlights to see. Everything glows and glimmers like polished quartz.  

But when the sky is clouded over so you can’t see the stars, you can kind of almost sense the mountains towering over you and helping to block out the light, these giant monoliths acting like this void darker than your soul. I’ve never experience night like Alaska night. 

Everything is big, the mountains, the sky, the valleys. 

And the dark. 

[soraspromise]

what the fuck

[kvothe-kingkiller]

what a fucking power move

[brennanya]

me standing in front of the fish tanks at petsmart

[ratburglars]

where’s that tweet about winning at therapy

[ratburglars]

this one

[ilikemychaidirty]

Tom Nook: Do you mind if I invite my old museum curator friend, Blathers?

Me, visibly sobbing: You tell that old son of a bitch to come home

[thatneoncrisis]

me, sobbing: what is the main characters name

the back of the book: An absolute classic! So profound! Elegant storytelling! Fuck you!

[devildaisies]

I fucking love jock villagers in animal crossing they're just like, "what is UP bro your triceps are looking particularly radiant today. Take this DIY card. Love you bro"

[ratfuck]

They're going to roll the giant boulder away from the entrance of my quarantine cave and I'm going to knuckle-walk out in a loin cloth and beard grunting

[ratfuck]

[froginakettle]

[tomrope]

Nicely tied by Alex

[grimeclown]

[quizzicalcontent]

People Who Didn’t Realize They Were Talking to the Expert

See All The Rest HERE

[cute-pluto]

my teacher is using my piece as an example for future classes because she doesnt know

[ig-88r]

Jesús H Christ, look at the time it is

[king-cracker]

i dont get it

[pissvortex]