Guten Tag und Grüß Gott

Curiosity killed the cat a looong time ago - and it’s still hungry.🪐

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(via amandasindallas)

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

just some quick reminders about andy serkis:

in 2009 he worked with the ultra conservative organization focus on the family to produce an audio adaptation of a c.s lewis book.

in 2026 andy serkis released an animated adaptation of animal farm that has been lamblasted for it's defanging of the books original message. the distribution rights for this film are bought by the conservative media companay angel studios, best know for such hits as the sound of freedom.

later in 2026 angel studios released a right wing historical revisionist movie called young washington. andy serkis stars in a supporting role alongside infamous trumper kelsey grammar. kelsey grammar even visits the white house during the press tour to do a screening of the movie for trump. what's especially interesting about this is that serkis had apparently signed up to work with angel studios on this film before they even bought the distribution rights to animal farm. i guess he was already chummy with them.

and of course most recently serkis responded to criticism regarding the lack of diversity in his upcoming live action hunt for gollum movie and how the main cast is exclusively white, by making vague indications that "tolkien himself was influenced a lot by norse mythology, there’s a lot of that feeling" and that "the shire feels very, very much like a very, a very white, you know…” or "they’re not very concerned about what goes on beyond the borders of the shire, but they know they don’t want people coming in" before finally stating "i don’t think we will be doing a politically correct just-casting-for-the sake-of-casting-and-ticking-boxes version of the film. so, it’s where relevant basically."

i hate to say it but my conclusion is that andy serkis fucking sucks

[anyaboz]

Animation time works differently. Fifteen seconds for them is five hours for me. Kinda makes you wonder. Five hours for me must be like five days for my animator

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I’ve been obsessed with this tiktok for days now

[coffeedcait]

Person: "Hello sir." he pets the frog with one finger.

Person: "Have a good day. Actually wait a minute. You missed a bug, but I got you home boy. Hold on." he picks a bug up and throws it next to the frog.

Frog: turns around and eats the bug.

Person: "OHHHHH-" sings high pitched and angelic like he witnessed a miracle.

[destiel-news-channel]

[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'JK Rowling posted upskirt photos of a woman on Twitter' to Cas 'I love you'. /End ID]

No one doing this should be allowed to call themselves a feminist.

JK Rowling deadnamed and posted 'upskirt' photo of trans woman on X

The wealthy author escalated a social media spat that resulted in posting a photo from a 2023 event at the Institute of Economic Affairs in

[solarishashernoseinabook]

Let's not beat around the bush: Children's author JK Rowling sexually harassed someone. In some jurisdictions, this would count as sexual abuse. JK Rowling has committed a sex crime against a woman and fell back on the old rape apologist standby of "she was asking for it".

I hope your nostalgia is worth it

[thememedaddy]

[depsidase]

[targetedknowledge]

[myeclecticthoughts]

[pinkpink0]

Why is public sex so hot 😫😫

[moviemeatloaf]

Climate change.

[depsidase]

[leavesofgas]

If Declan Rice was a white man they’d call him Mr.Football

[animentality]

[sketchupnfries]

Since Rocky and Grace have access to a ton of video games on the Hail Mary, I figured eventually they'd play Just Dance during their trip to Erid

[caffeinewitchcraft]

A 75 yo man proudly came into the cafe wearing an Ultra Maga hat. I excused my barista from the register to handle the transaction.

"The hat is customizable," he said, struggling with the velcro patch on the front. "If I need it, I have an ICE one too. I pick based off the business i walk into."

"Customizable is an important hat descriptor," I said. "what can I get you?"

"You wouldn't believe how offended people get these days," he said. "And I'm supposed to do something about it if you're offended? You chose to be offended!"

"We all have hundreds of thousands of decisions everyday," I said. I thickened my accent. "That's what my stepdad always said. But I can make one easier - we have a delicious Ethiopian roast available."

"Like if I told you you have a bull ring," he said, "because bulls have rings in their noses. Is that offensive?"

I laughed. "I've heard that before."

"It's a joke, but people get offended. Maybe you're offended."

I looked at him. I smiled. "You aren't trying to offend me though, right?"

Of course he was. I was being friendly and the friendlier I was, the faster he switched topics. He was saying anything inflammatory he could think of to see if I'd take the bait. After about 20 minutes of my redirecting and deescalating, he settled into a more normal interaction. He took up too much of my time showing me a product I'd feigned mild interest in to get him to stop talking about getting accused of inappropriate behavior at work. When we finally disengaged, he spent 10 minutes trying to catch my eye again. When he failed, he left.

There's this new breed of customer who insists on trying to incite political conversation through their clothing and, when that doesnt work, their snide little comments. If I owned my own business, maybe I would have given the guy the fight he wanted. But I work for a corporation and I love paying my bills so I deescalated.

Anyone wearing that type of shit and preying on workers for their own spank bank material is a brainless fucking sheep.

[vantwinblade]

It should be legal to cane these people.

[muppetmayhem]