We fucking love people up in this bitch 🌈 @hyrax-and-gooning - Tumblr Blog

THEY DIDN'T SURVIVE IS THE THING. IF YOU ARE READING THIS YOU ARE LIKELY A BENEFICIARY OF VACCINES, ANTIBIOTICS, AND STERILIZATION AND GENERAL ANESTHESIA MAKING SO MANY LIFE-SAVING SURGERIES POSSIBLE.

I feel like we're downwind of the turn-of-the century obsession with the apocalypse where having sex with someone with a uterus isn't Russian roulette, it's the goal

kineticpenguin

Someone about to say the dumbest shit you've ever heard in your life:

kineticpenguin

congratulations your "obviously correct nuclear take" is the cybersecurity equivalent of being a fucking anti-vaxxer

depsidase

squidsticks

I like how the Onion realised that nothing it could write would ever be as bizarre as the current events of 2017, and has instead taken to brutally honest commentary.

fruitytootiesnowwomen

The fact that I didn’t even realize this was a spoof after reading the tire of the article is crazy

depsidase

wertfi-penguin

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

geekyhistoriansunite

hartshorn-and-isinglass

[Image description: Ted Danson as Michael in The Good Place saying, "It's a Tumblr insult. It's devastating. You're devastated right now." End image description.]

depsidase

bellaj2peg

🎶✨ when you get this, list 5 songs you like to listen to, publish, then send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool) 🎶✨

-🧚‍♀️

Evergreen (Omar Apollo)

Morning Dew (Beyonce)

David (Lorde)

Living Dead Girl (Rob Zombie)

Sign Of The Times (Harry Styles)

@lovernisca @zoehcomedy @lustfulserendipity @inopokai @angelwithfangz222 @cryinconstalations @veliouris @notyrc4nt @littlemilitia @sillyp0megranate

chickenwaffles17

thanks for the tag!! (got rid of reblogs for convenience)

Sananda Maitreya - Sign Your Name

Deftones - Brenda

PinkPantheress - Stateside

Mareux - Night Vision

Gorillaz - Rock the House

No pressure @polka-dot-pond @therealcrowjane @appleberry--blast @x-creature-feature-x + anyone who sees this and wants to join!!

appleberry--blast

ooh thanks for the tag!!

Vagabond - Current Joys

Supermassive Black Hole - Muse

She's My Collar - Gorillaz ft. Kali Uchis

Another One - Mac DeMarco

Talk Talk - Charli XCX & Troye Sivan

@epicautisticwolf @red-heart-sunglasses @nightlybusinessreport @jexzephyer @qberrypie + open tags :D

jexzephyer

yayyy thanks for tag

self esteem - the offspring

i want you - elvis costello and the attractions

human nature - madonna

sometimes - faye webster

wow, i can get sexual too - say anything

this list is all over the place but thats ok

@addiecat-official @kryptid-kitten @surah-tupper @moodlevoodle + open tags

addiecat-official

Hii umm

The Masochism Tango - Tom Lehrer

Trees - McCafferty

Incomprehensible - Big Thief

Heresy - Nine Inch Nails

Plucked - Destroy Boys

@wetwater7n @lonely-abstraction @nickotinie @lunaticnextdoor @l0v99 @do0dlezdxllkn1feszw3bzx +open tags

lonely-abstraction

Pushing me away - Linkin park

Breaking the habit - Linkin park

Sans contrefaçon - Mylène Farmer

Monsoon - tokyo hotel

Lacunar Amnesia - The Caretaker

@nyaaurora @addiecat-official @lloyd-garmadon-kisser @mintfluffysweater @i-am-trashyy @amatobrooklyn @tapeworm-brain @zackfougere666 @fairyecstatic

+open tags

fairyreblogger

Normal - BTS

Fictional - Khloe Rose

In the stars - Benson Boone

Like animals - BTS

How to dance - Yung Kai

@vulpixreblogs , @ravenwood-chronicles , @enigmaoftheduchess , @akitaart , @goldenstrawberrytiger , @tar-maironthelordofgifts , @jellyandstrawberrywithchocolate @kahleavii , @luesolar , @notzaya

+open tags 🫶🏻

ravenwood-chronicles

Thank you for the tag @fairyecstatic 🖤

Don’t Preach to Me - The Skallywags

I Can’t Decide - Scissor Sisters

Where is my Mind - Pixies

Hayloft - Mother Mother

Psycho Killer - Talking Heads

@balsacthejawsofdeath @dai5y-rose @cacophonyofcrows @harriet13rjw @jingletheacrobat @ladystardust001 @nicmarbel @nitefathercomics @ourgracefulnua @timespacefaringsullivan

timespacefaringsullivan

Thanks @ravenwood-chronicles

Charade - Sarah Vaughan

Being For The Benefit of Mr. Kite - The Beatles

The Song Is You - Frank Sinatra

Goddess - Laufey

All The Strange, Strange Creatures - Murray Gold

Your turn @rararamarart @nightly-reflections @xdrawingsbon @astralfool @erieautumnskies @general-book-nerd @fukurozaineb @earnestsworld @ryan-fluff @bethdraw if you want + open tags! 🫶🫶🫶

general-book-nerd

Thanks for tagging me!

Glitter - Daisy and the Great

Istanbul (Not Constantinople) - They Might Be Giants

Tous Les Mêmes - Stromae

Bubblegum Bitch - Marina

The Big Goodbye - AJR

Tags: @crowsilver3000 @bean-fish @the-asocial-moth7 @not-linkachu

crowsilver3000

thanks for the tag!

1 curses - the crane wives

2 l’enfer - stromae

3 sign of the times - harry styles

4 how to rest - the crane wives

5 of everlong - the crane wives

Tags: @fulcrumdoodles @jellyjamheadobb @heytherebrutus @coquette-corpsie @chanterelleshanty @tealwolf-59 @rararamarart

jellyjamheadobb

AWWWE ty Crow !!

1) Doomsday by Gore.

2) I Can’t Decide by Scissor Sisters

3) Hypnotize by Burnout

4) Planetary Bliss by Opal In Sky

5) Prey For Me by Korn

Honorable Mention: Brand New Key by Melanie

hi again moots <3 mb I roped yall in again

@a-pansexual-with-pancakes @saintangie @ilovedkwest @unidentified-thing @everyones-grandpa-art @sophiadesireedream @candyheartedchy @gremlingal42 @bobamonke @theonepiecelazyartist @2003s-greatest-horrorshow @caderecera @mistytoybear @shiskffomm @chaossandwich @pixelz-ink @astrally-obligated-cancer @tomcatdisposabless @eliassimp @dragonmechanic @driftwoodmfb @fizzytrashcan @jazzyface @strawberrymeatloaf @avrgjojo

fizzytrashcan

Yo thanks @jellyjamheadobb you're a lovely person. Here's my 5:

1) Set Ourselves Free by The Wild (https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=QN3a5rIG2Z4&si=DIUJUnnrU6SCNJK6)

Chill folksy vibes with great harmonies and a really sweet hopeful message.

2) Pusherman by Curtis Mayfield (https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=W8Rm7IO4foU&si=UpxWlD-yQ_cxr2V5)

*classic* funk, perfect driving music

3) A Portrait Of by Sorority Noise (https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=w4E6Okts1CY&si=bUUK3MSllghLyudW)

Depressing Midwest emo with some truly incredible guitar work and clever lyricism

4) Pull Up by ABRA (https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=VILW8Hr6yUY&si=SvUKDYi_azuVRrkA)

Dreamy chill R&B with some really gorgeous production

5) A Pimp Named America by Egosol (https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=5ViTol86l3s&si=FfKHuPPYeNmY3l7t)

Topical jazzy hip-hop from a relatively new artist, reminds me a lot of TPAB era Kendrick

And as for who I'd wanna tag - lets go for @hyrax-and-gooning @the-quasar-hero @porgpoop @inhumanelyhuman5 @crazyworldhuh @xxrotten-emoxx @daughterofvenus @how-to-devour-life @daughterofappalachia @the-fantastic-mrs-fuck

hyrax-and-gooning

Thanks for thinking of little ol me, it's been a while since I've seen these old get to know your mutuals kind of things. Hope y'all enjoy these maybe more niche songs, I tried to vary them but I tend to stick to the same few bands.

1. Here to Mars - Coheed and Cambria

2. Delerium Trigger - Coheed and Cambria

3. Bricks - Rise Against

4. Stay - Jake Hill

5. Monica Lewinskibidi - Hot Mulligan

(Bonus): *Equips Sunglasses* - Hot Mulligan

Now to drag some of y'all out and see what y'all like.

@coconuts-coco @blizzardofjj @bluepotatorw @13thpythagoras

beemovieerotica

most braindead fanbase on planet earth lmao

knight-of-ashes

So the UK will reroute a fucking Internet cable for a fake grave for a fake elf because a bunch of brain dead nerds through a pissy fit, and meanwhile real actual natives in the US are getting arrested for trying to keep oil sand pipelines from going through their actual graves, holy sites and unceded territory. Burn it all down.

beemovieerotica

oh it's worse, it's not an internet cable, it's a cable for distributing cleanly generated solar/wind electricity

pocket-deer-belly

this grave has a real life physical location and YOU 🫵 can destroy it

inzaltsiknyam

they routed the project and such that it's close to an actual Bronze Age burial site btw. so they're possibly disturbing REAL graves in order to not "disturb" a fictional character's "grave"

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys

Yeah, this is in West Wales - Freshwater West in Pembrokeshire. Shit head tourists keep going there and littering it with fucking socks and painted pebbles. It's in a national park and is environmentally sensitive, so yes, please, do go and destroy the fucking thing

thegoddamnwordsmith

I love it when I reblog something and then accidentally stumble on further context immediately afterwards.

dasloddl

op disabled reblogs but I think the point still stands

eepyenbyfox

reminder that the books themselves also suck ass actually. there's an entire plotline endorsing slavery. the one character who advocates to end slavery is bullied and made fun of. the one slave who doesnt like being enslaved is bullied and treated as an outcast. the bankers are the picture of racist stereotypes of jewish people. the one asian character is named fckn Cho Chang. the worldbuilding SUCKS. fuck harry potter and fuck rowling. stop giving her your money.