To be quite honest I find any headcanon where Tucker is good or even adequate in bed to be laughable
Though now that I mention it I also feel this way about similar headcanons for Church, Sarge, Grif, Simmons, South, Wash, Kimball, Felix, Locus, Carolina, Leonard, North, and Caboose
#nobody is good at sex on this show
Red vs Blew It In Bed And Not In the Good Way
Kaikaina Grif is the only one who actually knows how to sex properly
kai finds this so goddamn sad so she ends up making a sex ed powerpoint. everyone is uncomfortable and they get net zero information out of it















