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To be quite honest I find any headcanon where Tucker is good or even adequate in bed to be laughable

Though now that I mention it I also feel this way about similar headcanons for Church, Sarge, Grif, Simmons, South, Wash, Kimball, Felix, Locus, Carolina, Leonard, North, and Caboose

astro-b-o-y-d

#nobody is good at sex on this show

Red vs Blew It In Bed And Not In the Good Way

clocks-are-round

Kaikaina Grif is the only one who actually knows how to sex properly

kai finds this so goddamn sad so she ends up making a sex ed powerpoint. everyone is uncomfortable and they get net zero information out of it

fluffyslh

arm study and then grif is there too ig

fluffyslh

this vs my first grif is so funny 'cause i had no clue what i was doing

crispy-mushroom

Lesibab flag with Maine for white please 🙏🙏🙏

Go my red team!

And maine too

cobythinks

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

edenxroseyposey

crispy-mushroom

Bigender flag please!! I love these they're so cool! <3

Im so glad you like them! I'm having a lot of fun making them, and it lets me learn a bit about some of the flags, especially the ones I didn't know about before. also really hoping this is the right one, there were like a bunch out there

crispy-mushroom

Could you pls do polysexual? 🙏🩷💚💙

You got it!!

wisteria-knight

Ngl I love posts with Junior, because I really want to see more of him growing up with Tucker. Going to a human school, the whole basketball scholarship thing, how he fares amongst the sangheili without his dad, WHEN DO THEY EVER REUNITE