we're not kids anymore.
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Not today Justin

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@cocovet
I think if zoidberg moved into bikini bottom he wouldnt look out of place at all i wouldnt even notice him there
I like how polite he is because he isnt intruding but curious somewhat
NSFW now means Not Safe For Wealth
I will pay $100 if you let me interact
the type of greed they talk abt in the bible
Even if we've barely interacted at all let alone spoken to one another, you still matter to me, alright? I would still feel your absence, regardless of what form that absence would take.
And, frankly, even if you hate and detest me for whatever reason and have done or tried to do things to hurt or even kill me, there's still a thousand reasons i'd rather learn you stopped because of than your death, disappearance, or having moved on to a new target. I'm not under any illusions that it will ever happen with any kind of frequency since it requires a willingness and capacity for introspection, critical thinking, humanization, and kindness that most of you have carved out of yourselves by this point, but I sincerely hope at least some of you come to realize of depths of the pointless misery your actions have helped to spread. Fix your hearts. No "or die". Just fix them, please, or at least do one thing for me, if nothing else, and reflect on how miserable of a person you've become as you hit send on that hateful message you're about to drop in my ask box, alright?
Let's work towards a kinder, gentler future, instead, okay? Even if you've been working against it until now. I won't give up on that, or on myself, or on you. I love you.
the dryness setting on the dryer is so funny like wtf is damp dry. why would i want that. hmm yes i would like my panties pre-moistened please
i could have worded this better
Halal movie night follow up
Goodbye white people no more cheeseboard
What have white people ever done to deserve this?
History - Wikipedia
DJing at the club: put your hands in the air and shake your ass a lil if you love baby animals!!!! everyone go crazy!! do it for the baby animals!!😄
we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight
masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs
nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk
turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now
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A travesty
the self is a guy you made up to get mad at
time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.
by talos this cant be happening
Get real.
tumblr glitched while loading this, so instead of "dude get real" being the punchline, it was like this cat put on glasses for the first time and their friend was just. a legit dog. and not like them at all.
This is killing me