I still like the idea of a devout religious vampire praying with a rosary and burning it's hands in some kind of masochistic penance for it's sins against nature...

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I still like the idea of a devout religious vampire praying with a rosary and burning it's hands in some kind of masochistic penance for it's sins against nature...
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
oKaY i know i go on and on about it a lot but a part i love from these books that i didn’t even notice until now is how much cade goes out of his way for zach (i know it doesn’t seem like it but remember that he just casually let like seven partners die in a span of four years. that’s almost two partners a year. this bitch don’t give a fuck) so just the fact that he’s like ‘oh no gotta make sure zach can still walk’ ‘shit gotta carry him over my shoulder while i crawl up this wall like a gecko’ ‘gotta get zach medical attention asap’ is so telling for him I don’t know, I just really love characters that are usually mean and heartless and yet they are soft and kind-ish to one person.
my beautiful boy ;A; who is, with all due respect, a total bastard. i love one (1) vampire.
(listen i just really love monster characters that make the conscious decision to be good even when it goes against their nature. and monster characters that maybe aren’t as monstrous compared to the humans around them.)
“Cute, but still fucked up.”
Cade minutely shrugged from his spot behind his desk. His eyes were fixed on the computer screen he’d been rapidly typing at for the last minute.
“I managed to get it to eat chicken livers; you shouldn’t have a problem feeding it on your own.”
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*taps fist lightly on table* What are some of your favorite headcanons for Zach and Cade.
*bangs fists loudly on table*
Zach: i headcanon that zach has saved cade’s life, or at least provided him with extra assistance that his past partners didn’t care to give him. zach just doesn’t really think about it because he doesn’t even consider the idea of being mean or dismissive to cade. so he does things that range from fighting monsters and being willing to die with him, to making sure that he always packs some extra blood just in case cade needs it. (which i just realized both of those situations are canon lololol)
Cade: i headcanon that cade kind of… checks himself around zach. Because he’s got this thing where people are instinctually afraid of him. so he always makes sure zach can tell he’s being extra-soft with him. because he really doesn’t want to scare off the only friend he’s had in over 100 years ya kno. and i don’t even have to headcanon that he goes out of his way to protect zach. in the last novella it’s revealed that he’s let all of the previous partners he’s had since zach die. he just……doesn’t care about them at all. (also that might have been his way of throwing a tantrum.) But when zach comes back, he’s not even bound by his oath to protect him. And yet he does anyways and he even gets himself out of nearly dying by finding strength in the fact that zach is relying on him. So….lol apex predator that cares about one person. yeah that’s a trope i like.
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Nathaniel Cade Series by Christopher Farnsworth
The government has a secret. They have an assassin so deadly that he is only assigned most horrific of missions - Missions so classified the orders must come from the President, missions where there will be no survivors save for the assassin himself.
That man is Nathaniel Cade, The President’s Vampire.
If the President having his own personal vampire doesn’t intrigue you enough to read this series than I don’t know what will! It’s the perfect combination of urban fantasy and thriller. Christopher Farnsworth is highly recommended to all.
“what a great day to post some of my favorite parts of deep state” i said this morning
& THE BEST ACTUALLY IS FOR LAST
Cade: Before I end this lesson, let's recap: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous. Any questions?
Zach: What if it bites me and it dies?
Cade: That means you're poisonous.
Zach: What if it bites itself and I die?
Cade: That's voodoo.
Zach: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Cade: That's correlation, not causation.
Tania: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Zach: That's kinky.
Cade: Are you drunk?
Zach: No.
Cade: Good.
Zach: I accidentally took ecstasy though.
Cade: What are all these dead bodies doing here?
Tania: Honestly? Not much.
Zach looked away. Thinking. Then he turned back to Cade. “Some things have changed,” he said. “But not everything.” He offered Cade his hand. Cade took it. He felt something he had not felt for a long, long time. He felt grateful.
Deep State, Christopher Farnsworth
Who is he?
Nathaniel Cade was a religious man who served aboard a whale hunting vessel in 1867. It was attacked by a vampire who murdered almost everyone on board. Nathaniel Cade was unlucky (or lucky depending on your point of view) enough to be turned into a vampire during said attack. After waking up, and not recognizing himself the young sailor was consumed by a thirst he could not quench. That is until he found the other survivors. He killed, and drained two of his best friends.
After this he was captured by soldiers under direct orders from Andrew Johnson who made a real holy man out of him. Get it, because they peppered him with enough parabellums to–nevermind, just forget I said that.
He grew stronger by the day, and when his wounds healed he begged them to end his miserable existence. They denied him, and instead called upon the voodoo queen. Marie Laveau humored the notion, and asked him if that was what he truly wanted. After realizing that it wasn’t, and that there was no way the lord would accept an unholy abomination such as himself he relents.
Marie Laveau refuses to turn Nathaniel Cade into Andrew Johnson’s mindless slave, and instead sees that the young sailor could amount to so much more. The voodoo queen uses the bullet that killed Abraham Lincoln to forge a blood oath. This would bind Nathaniel Cade to protect and serve his country, and yet allow him to keep his individuality.
Now for the rest of his unlife he would do the bidding of the presidents of the United States of America, and those appointed by them as liaisons in the contract of the blood oath.
What can he do?
Nathaniel Cade would be classified as a vampire king at this point due to his age but his refusal to drink human blood because of his faith has had a negative impact on his abilities. As well as the fact he wears a cross around his neck. Which, as with any religious paraphernalia, causes vampires agonizing pain. It’s noted that said eating habits are considered a fate worse than death to most vampires. If they refuse to drink human blood and drink animal blood instead their bodies degenerate; then they become immobile, decrepit, and riddled with cancerous growths.
Nathaniel Cade has been maintaining these unhealthy eating habits for the past hundred and forty years. So, keep the above in mind when looking at what he is capable of. He has only fed on human blood as of Red, White, and Blood. The latest entry in the series.
Despite this Nathaniel Cade is noted as one of the most dangerous individuals on the planet. The local vampires, and vampire kings give him a wide berth. The last time they tried to teach him a “lesson” ended with those same vampires, and vampire kings being made an example of. Tania, another vampire (and Nathaniel Cade’s booty call), specifically refuses to hunt any “innocent” humans because of this.
The displayed abilities we see Nathaniel Cade have include superhuman strength, superhuman speed, superhuman durability, and superhuman endurance. As well as superhuman senses (hearing, taste, touch, sight and smell) and a healing factor; he can heal from practically any grievous wound in minutes, and regenerate lost body parts. His motor functions, and intelligence are enhanced; as an extension of this he has a photographic memory. He has a natural connection to the Other Side (an alternate dimension), and can travel freely between it and reality.
He does not need to breath, and he does not sweat. His body does not produce an odor. His heart does not beat. Nor does his body produce fatigue toxins, and his stamina is inexhaustible so long as he has recently fed. He only needs to feed after the course of several days but he also feeds in order to heighten his healing factor. As for sleep he does not need to so long as he remains active during the night. If he is active during the day after a week of such activity he must sleep for twelve hours, and in complete darkness.
Diseases, biological weapons, nerve toxins, and poisons are useless against him. This includes supernatural afflictions, and advanced mutagenic retro-viruses. Psychic attacks also seem to be useless against him.
Then there’s the fact that as a natural predator he instills fear in those around him with his presence, and he seems to have some control over it. It is ingrained in human beings on an evolutionary scale, and they naturally fear the dark because of vampires. Often times those who meet him become quivering wrecks during their first encounter, lose control of their bladders and bowels, and black out in some particularly bad cases. However, continued exposure to him allows a tolerance to be built.
He should also have the ability to shape-shift and fly but his eating habits have hindered those particular talents. At least that’s what he claims, and it’s heavily implied that he is lying in order to conceal the entire extent of his abilities which haven’t been reviewed since the 1970s. Now that he has recently started drinking human blood he should have the capability.
What are his weaknesses?
Sunlight does not set him on fire.
However, he is weaker when the sun is out and it’s worse in direct sunlight. He operates at ¼ his usual ability during the day.
He is weak against religious paraphernalia just as any vampire is but he has grown very accustomed to the pain they cause. It’s negligible at best, and he has developed a tolerance for it going so far as wearing a cross around his neck. The likes of artifacts of a divine persuasion such as John the Baptist’s hand can only make him wince in pain.
His biggest weakness is fire. He is as susceptible to it as any human being is but even then it’s not something that can instantly destroy him. He was pinned to a pillar with a flaming sword for nine hours, and lived to tell the tale. This is despite the fact that the sword was burning with a blue-white flame.
As for the limits of his healing factor completely destroying either his heart or his head can end him. That is with emphasis on completely. Just destroying part of them is not enough.
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can y’all even believe deep state contains gems like this one
listen i’m just super fucking emo for these nerds right now
or this part that i’ve probably read more into than it actually means
anyone else oddly emotional about the fact that cade was literally letting himself die and didn’t care that he would be failing his oath and his purpose but then he remembered that zach needed him or else he would die as well and that was important enough to him that his cold little undead heart said fuck that and finally beat the fungus from hell
Chris Farnsworth writes some of the most entertaining books currently being published. In his Cade series, Nathaniel Cade is the President's vampire - sworn by a blood oath to protect the President and America from
Forces of Geek has the short story “Cade vs. The Bloody Benders” up to celebrate the release of Deep State! Thanks to @orange-cheetah for mentioning it!