Not Actually Oatmeal

[cody-total-drama]

Have you tried persuading the judge with a Snickers bar? If not, maybe try two Snickers bars this time. Worked for my friend.

We pulled that trick six divorces ago. We’re trying a Milky Way this time.

[cody-total-drama]

Does anyone know how to convince a judge to let you get a divorce when you’ve been married and divorced to the person you’re divorcing almost fourth times already?

[cody-total-drama]

When your ex is texting you again

[courtney-total-drama]

For those curious, I used to date Cody but we broke up when he sold my house to but dogecoin

[cody-total-drama]

And I’ll take you back right now if you just say the word

[tdcrimson]

imagine u had a td blog back in 2014 and you visit td tumblr again like “hm! i wonder what my old fandom is up to! are they still arguing about mike? is chref still popular? what’re my old mutuals doing?” and you see alex’s fifty rp blogs interacting with each other

[scoerra]

So true

[oatmeal-total-drama]

So true

[courtney-total-drama]

So true

[cody-total-drama]

So true

[cody-total-drama]

I’m a gamer and I’m proud to say it

[noah-total-drama]

You are a pathetic rat of a man

[cody-total-drama]

Whatever happened to that edgy Paw Patrol fan fiction you were writing, Noah?

[cody-total-drama]

I’m a gamer and I’m proud to say it

[cody-total-drama]

I made this account so I could make fun of my ex’s new boyfriend, but it’s time for me to show who I really am

[cody-total-drama]

total-drama-oatmeal -> cody-total-drama

[cody-total-drama]

I made this account so I could make fun of my ex’s new boyfriend, but it’s time for me to show who I really am

[cody-total-drama]

Sorry I haven’t been active in a long time, I was getting my college degree in aerodynamic engineering

[cody-total-drama]

I’m not made of oatmeal, I’m just some dude

[cody-total-drama]

Ignore the haters claiming they’re me