Wherein I write stuff.

Hello! My name is Cody, I'm a University student majoring in Creative Writing, so that's a lot of what I'll be doing here. Mostly I'll be talking about what interests me, such as, Comic Books, TV and Movies.

[alloverthegaf]

aight fuckers I’m doing it I’m spending a full $4 to watch the first lotr movie, for the first time

[alloverthegaf]

so like I get, you know, power and malice and cruelty were ‘poured’ into the rings, but like. what did they actually put in those things. what fuckin gold gives a ring malice. why did the elves only get three.

[alloverthegaf]

holy shit it’s Agent Smith with pointy ears

[alloverthegaf]

this ring was made of weet-bix and nutri grain

[alloverthegaf]

it was in this moment, when all hope was lost, that issieldor-whoever took up his father’s sword -

[alloverthegaf]

I’M SORRY BUT I’M LAUGHING THE RING GIVES THE BIG BAD GUY LIKE DARK MAGIC AND A DEMON ARMY TO CONTROL BUT EESEELDOOR PUTS IT ON AND HE JUST TURNS INVISIBLE

[alloverthegaf]

holy shit I just experienced seven and a half minutes of introductory exposition by a mysterious lady who apparently thinks VERY little of hobbits

[alloverthegaf]

omg is this WHOLE movie exposition

[alloverthegaf]

it has been remarked by some that a hobbit’s only real passion

is for food

FOOD

[alloverthegaf]

a wizard is never late

says Ian McKellan, wishing he was Julie Andrews, Queen of Genovia

[alloverthegaf]

I know absolutely nothing about either of these two but I already fucking love their relationship it’s beautiful

[alloverthegaf]

OH SO BILBO’S THE FUCK THAT CAUSED ALL THOSE JUMP SCARES

[alloverthegaf]

oh shit son he’s got the ring and the golem voice

[alloverthegaf]

okay so that’s pretty fucking cute

[alloverthegaf]

apparently every hobbit has an instinctual urge to hug Ian McKellen and honestly? same

[alloverthegaf]

holy shit guys I’m not even 20 minutes in I’m gonna have to make multiple posts

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[siancrosslinisback-deactivated2]

Watching OP stumble ass over teakettle in love with this movie is amazing and these posts made my week

[obiwanskenobi]

@pendragonness

[jezi-belle]

Please read all of these if you have time, it is a HOOT

[cumaeansibyl]

people talking about “forced diversity” like characters being PoC or LGBT or disabled “for no reason” like

are people in real life PoC or LGBT or disabled for a reason

do these critics run up to people on the street like WHY ARE YOU BLACK

[profeminist]

Also:

Shonda Rhimes: We Need a New Word for ‘Diversity’

Shonda Rhimes Says She Isn’t ‘Diversifying’ Television, She’s ‘Normalizing’ It – There’s A Difference

Shonda Rhimes Says She’s Done Discussing Diversity on TV: ‘THIS IS NOT THE JIM CROW SOUTH’

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

A while back I heard my friend (male) insult another dude by saying, “You look like the kind of guy who wouldn’t go to Wal-Mart to buy his girlfriend a box of tampons” and I still think about that crowning insult sometimes

[manasaysay]

My dad once called another guy “someone who thinks loading the dishwasher once in a while makes him less of a man”

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

I like your dad already

[someone-like-robsten]

[dailydcheroes]

What happened with Mon el? What didn’t happen?

[fatedxdestiny]

                         Superman 2  || LoT “Crisis on Earth X”

[deathbypcy]

person: it was a little mistake! don’t beat yourself up about it

me:

[oldschoolvillageidiot]

I can’t believe it’s taken movies this long to realize one woman could be both of these things. (gif sources: @dceumovies and @cartersharon)

[wokkienokkie]

this is literally James Cameron’s nightmare. hahahaha

[iesnoth]

All the Modern Who doctors! Took forever to color, but I like how it turned out.

Another print for Time Eddy III.

[yennciri]

#besties

[jackpearscn]

They’re actually auctioning a date off with yours truly to raise money for the charity… You jealous?

[rose-tylers]

[lutin-des-bois]

British robots

The Joker, who doesn’t know they’re called Daleks (via lutin-des-bois)

[banksbayleydosstraps]

Guess I can’t join the cool kids CLUB

[zdarsky-deactivated20200105]

And hey, since SEX CRIMINALS is coming back, you should proooobably get something to put them in

[skywalkerslays]

WHAT HAVE I DONE

[prettynerdieworks]