Coeles

That means God in Latin (I don't have a God complex I swear)

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I wish more things were edible. Please let me eat the paper cups on Reeses without social judgment

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King and queen have three kids, one girl and two boys. Unwilling to give up the throne to one of her younger brothers, the princess pretends to be a boy so she can ascend the throne and become king. Fast forward to years later when she gets crowned and triumphantly gloats about her achievement in pulling the wool over their eyes and it just goes

Eldest: Hah! I've done it! I've successfully tricked you all into thinking I was a man, and now I'm the king!

Youngest: If it was a trick, don't you mean queen?

Eldest, flustered: Well, yes I mean-

Middle Child: Awww man are you going to start wearing dresses now? We can't play rough if you're in a dress

Eldest: Of course I'm not going to wear a dress, disgusting

Former queen: Dear, you never learned how to be queen. Or a woman. I remember how you were born, of course, you didn't trick us at all, but I do believe you tricked yourself

Eldest, discovering transgenderism in this exact moment and realising getting the crown was just an excuse: Now wait a damn minute-

Former king: Is now a good time to tell you about how a witch cursed us 18 years ago to only have sons?

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Oooh look I have Tumblr

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I AM THE EPITOME OF BOOP LET'S GOOOO

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"Don't let other people's expectations run your life."

The fuck am I supposed to do, you expect me to run it properly? I didn't read the instructions, I am SOLELY running on other's expectations, thank you very much.

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10 posts!

A whole ten I'm so incredibly accomplished.

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When you get dressed in the mornings, do you start with your shirt or your pants (trousers)?

Neither, I throw the entire outfit on the bed in a jumbled pile and grab things in a random order.

And if any undergarments happen to be picked up after the assigned article of clothing over them, then boo hoo, it's called gambling for a reason. I'll either figure it out or I won't, but clothes aren't coming back off to fix what was clearly the universe's fault.

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Why do Christians that seemingly know the Bible pretty much by heart read it for hours almost every day? Are you expecting a Pop Quiz before you get into Heaven? What type of apple did Eve eat in the Garden? In centimeters, how big was the stone that David slingshot at Goliath? What is the exact number of people killed by divine intervention?

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I really need to stop thinking I can get through the day without a nap when I KNOW I won't get to sleep until 4 am and could really use that 3 pm rest.

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Drawing something meant to be clearly two people fighting but when you're done you realize that the only thing seperating this fight from a 16+ rating is a little bit of blush so why not add the blush at that point commit you coward

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How scrumptious, a meme from the bottom of my gallery

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Quick question why is it just sort of a rule that most y/n content is blah blah blah character's sister/girlfriend/other clearly female role?

I'm fairly certain the point of y/n is that it's supposed to be anyone so I'm just wondering if I missed something in all my years of perusing assorted fandoms.

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Finding out your arsenic expired the same day you learned that your toaster was waterproof

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Oh how wonderful, I'm bleeding from a cut I don't remember getting again.

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Every empty room is still a room that might have a mirror so I can't be weird what if my reflection catches me and thinks I'm not normal

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Slept for more than 26 hours, woke up not knowing what universe this is, and have decided to make what I think is my first ever tumblr post so yeah how are y'all doing bc my throat hurts like I've been screaming for hours.