🦣Noir🦣

-22 -they/them -artist, writer, tired 24/7 DNI if you are: pro Israel, anti LGBT, racist, or a pro/darkshipper.

[coffee-noirne]

Introductory post:

Hi, I’m Noir!

I’m 21 (turning 22 in October)!

I’m AFAB, though I use they/them and might be non-binary? Not sure yet. Regardless, if you use she/her, I won’t be upset.

I also am autistic and have ADHD, so please be patient. My brain is easily overwhelmed.

Interests:

Art (mostly traditional and watercolor)

Writing

Gaming; some favorites of mine are Zelda, Pokemon, Okami, Persona, and Blazblue.

Films/shows/anime; my favorites are Steven Universe, One Piece, DBZ, any old Disney films, MLP, and Nathan For You (Istg everyone needs to watch it at least once).

More about my writing and art:

This is the content I post a lot, and it’s typically self inserts. I’m still crazy about fictional characters, though I happen to be attracted to some obscure ones that lack this type of content. So, due to this, I’ve tasked myself with making it.

I do have some rules about my writing and art if I ever post it:

I will NEVER engage in proshipping.

NSFW is fine, but CNC, loli/shotacon, and anything really gross is off the table for me.

Probably goes without saying, but I will not write for characters under 18.

With that said, I will draw characters who are under 18, but it’ll have NOTHING to do with shipping (unless it’s just sweet/SFW) or inappropriate content.

Not a rule per se, but I do write with the intention of making it for myself, so feminine body parts and phrases are used. That being said, I am trying to push more into gender neutral terms so everyone can read it.

I am willing to take requests, but it might take a while for me to get it out there as I am a relatively busy person. Regardless, I will do my best and am always down to just chat and share ideas.

[coffee-noirne]

Heyo, sorry to bother, but I was wondering if you'd be willing to do a Leon x Reader, where he ends up getting horribly lost and meets reader. Reader has no idea who he is because they're just relatively disconnected from world events. The rest is up to you, I just don't see many Leon x reader anymore.

Cool if not though :)

I've been meaning to do your request since forever ago... so sorry it took this long. And I agree, there aren't as many Leon x readers anymore. I hope I got his personality right! Warnings: none! Just Leon being a goober, as per usual.

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Leon had been wandering around in the forest for hours now. Was this typical for Galar's Champion? Yes, but the sun was setting. It would be dark soon, and without light, Leon would be stuck in the forest all night, maybe even for several nights with his sense of direction.

"It's getting dark..." Leon said to himself, grimly.

And it was grim. No one wants to be stuck in a forest all night; and the worst part? Leon's Pokemon were exhausted, so they couldn't help their trainer out this time around.

Realizing there wasn't much else he could do, Leon sat on a nearby tree stump and closed his eyes; he gathered his thoughts carefully as the air around him became chilly. Thankfully, it wasn't cold enough for him to freeze. Not with his abundance of body heat.

But before Leon could think of what to do next, he heard a twig snap just a few feet away from him. Leon opened his eyes immediately to see a person standing right where the snapped twig was. The two of them stared for a while. Leon was unsure if the person in front of him meant trouble, meanwhile the other person had to force a smile away after seeing Leon's ridiculous trainer outfit.

"Are you... okay?" The person finally spoke up, still forcefully holding back a grin.

Leon's shoulders relaxed after hearing them speak. "Of course!" He shouted. "Champion Leon is more than okay!"

Upon hearing this, they finally let out a faint snicker and asked, "What are you on about?" still trying to hold back laughter. "Never mind," they spoke up, "I get the feeling you don't know your way around here."

They were right, and Leon wasn't going to deny it. He knew he had a tendency to get lost in places of all types; and this person probably knew how to get out of this forest. He might as well admit to his situation.

"You're right," Leon finally admitted. "I've been wandering around for..." he stopped to recall how long it had been since he entered this forest, "a few hours - no, more like several hours."

Leon then rubbed the back of his neck with his hand before speaking, "I've lost track of time." He confessed, bashfully. "Can... you help me get out of here?" Leon finally asked, knowing he really needs someone to escort him to a nearby town or city. Otherwise, he'll be stuck wandering around forever.

"Of course," they answered with a genuine smile this time. "Just follow me," they motioned Leon over with a wave of their hand, "you're not too far away from the exit."

Leon let out a sigh or relief, "Thanks." He then looked to them and asked, "How can I pay you back? How about an autograph or-"

"Listen," they interrupted him, "I don't know if you're some celebrity or something, but try to avoid places you know you'll get lost in, or at least bring a friend who knows their way around."

Leon turned away in thought. He knew they were right, and he should bring someone to watch over him so this doesn't happen again. After thinking, Leon turned back to them and asked, "Could you show me around then?"

The answer should have been no... but as soon as they saw Leon's pleading eyes, it was too late.

"Sure," they accepted, "but don't go wandering off, got it?"

"No promises." Leon said, now grinning to himself.

[coffee-noirne]

if you're still writing for pokemon x reader can you do sfw and nsfw headcanons for grant?

Grant is such a cool character, I've always loved his design. Thanks for the ask. Please enjoy! Content warning: NSFW material below.

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sfw:

Grant loves someone who is as active as he is. Going on walks, swimming, or even running is what Grant enjoys in his free time. It's especially nice if he gets to share the experience with his partner!

However, if his partner is the more laid back type, then it's okay. He'll love them regardless. Dates here would include going to a cafe with Grant after he finishes a workout or sporting event or just going shopping in Lumiose City. One of his love languages is for sure quality time.

If you can bake... please give Grant baked goods from time-to-time. As much as he doesn't indulge in sweets, the moment his partner gives him a sweet treat, Grant won't be able to turn them down.

nsfw:

Holy stamina... this man can just keep going and going all night. I don't view him as rough, but he does top his partner 80% of the time. In between, he will ask if you're okay for another round.

That being said, Grant has a ton of self-control; he'll only want sex once per week, unless his partner wants more than that. But when he does have sex, it lasts.

I think he would enjoy a flexible partner in bed. Again, he isn't necessarily rough, but he does enjoy pinning someone down during intercourse, and Grant finds it hot if he can put his partner into some crazy positions. He's sort of a freak with that.

[coffee-noirne]

He’s so fucking silly. Who allowed him to be this silly? 😭

[volodaily]

#234 No its fine I just didn't expect it to look like that

[coffee-noirne]

GREETINGS BESTEST OF WRITERS, GREATEST OF ARTISTS!!!!! I am a newcomer to your humble abode and found myself wondering if you had a list of rules or suggestions you might want to share with those that would like to whisper about the ideas they believe are their greatests in your ear in hopes that it may, one day, bring you to expand on them?!

Haha, sorry for the theatrics, but I thought I might entertain you a little more by going this way instead of just "yo, watsiur rooles-" although I AM worried about, like, character limits per asks, what're your favorite types of things to write for(like dark content, comedy, fluff, smut and the likes?? if you have a favorite?) and wether or not it's okay to send two or three asks at once or if you'd prefer if we only sent one at a time?

In any case, thanks for your time! And here's to hoping for a great future full of /pos words! >:D

Hello hello, and welcome! Glad you're enjoying my content on here. As for rules, I have put them in my introductory post, which I believe is pinned on my blog. That being said, I may just create a separate post about rules/suggestions!

If you have any specific questions, just send me a message and I'll get back to you when I can. Same goes for any of my followers! Thank you.

[coffee-noirne]

Sfw and nsfw x reader headcanons for Tabitha please...us Tabitha fans are starving

Pardon me for being gone for so long with these requests. I need to catch back up now that I no longer have burnout. Thanks for the unique character ask! I also learned that they have not added Tabitha to Masters EX yet as a playable character. A shame. Content warnings: obvious NSFW material below.

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sfw:

He's the type to do anything for his partner. Want coffee made? Done. Want him to tag along while you go to the doctor? He's there and will hold your hand if you're afraid of getting a shot. His hands are all cozy and warm, so you'll feel at ease while holding them.

I feel like he would also want to help out at family gatherings. When Tabitha is deeply in love, he wants to serve his partner and their family. Overall, he's great to have around at parties and reunions.

He gives off collector vibes, but in the best way! Tabitha would enjoy it if you tagged along. And whenever he finds something rare, his face lights up like a fireworks show.

Wants his partner to sleep on top of him at night. To him, it's cozy and helps him sleep. It's as if you're a weighted blanket. As a bonus, you'll never be cold.

nsfw:

Loves to serve. He's very eager to finger or go down on his partner. Also, his fingers are relatively thick, they'll hit all the right spots.

He for sure has a praise kink. Tell him how good he's making you feel, let him know that he's the only one who can get you to quiver. It makes him want to give more and more.

Tabitha doesn't ask for much; however, he does enjoy it when his partner initiates going down on him. He yearns to be touched and craved by his lover.

[squiddy-ink-s]

Oh I absolutely adore you

[coffee-noirne]

I’m tired of pretending he isn’t fine as hell. He needs so much more fanart.

[gabitzart]

..mother to us all..

Commission for Twero on Bluesky

[coffee-noirne]

Why is he so hot in the manga but so… wrong in the anime? Maybe they can’t get his good side or something.

Anyways, I’m in my Palmer phase. Maybe I’ll start doing requests again soon, Idk. Motivation is hard. I do miss writing for you guys!

[wizardofyuri]

do yall fw cdi zelda

[anistarrae]

haii👋

[coffee-noirne]

What Pokemon characters you would write x readers of them?

As long as they’re an adult, I’ll write for them!

[coffee-noirne]

Omg did you see the trailer for the remake of RE: Code Veronica? Hunk seems to be in this game too, and the way he grabs Claire? 😳😳

I did! Sadly… I am not entirely convinced that the character we saw is Hunk. It’s likely another Umbrella soldier! That’s not Keith Silverstein’s voice, and I highly doubt they would change Hunk’s voice actor after such a long time, especially since he was played by Keith Silverstein in RE9. However, with that being said, I still hope he’s included in the game with more than just his report that’s in the original Code Veronica. Perhaps DLC or having him be implemented further into the story would be nice!

Also, I do NEED to be grabbed by him like that…

[starwarser]

[coffee-noirne]

Hear me out

[missposessive]

WORST BEHAVIOR.

hunk x gn!reader

a.n - made this for my friends, i hope you see the vision ! the way hunk was taunting leon in re9? yeah. need that.

warnings - provocative language, handjob, whimpering, sub!hunk, dom!reader, bodily fluids (cum,), pwp, if i missed anything, don’t tell me.

i want you to treat me like there ain’t no one left on this fuckin’ earth.

all you could hear behind the mask were muffled moans, hunks cock twitching at your touch. you traced the small veins, his shoulders twitching— and you felt every bit.

even then, he didn’t have the decency to completely strip himself— not that you wanted him to. you liked him like this. a twitching mess under your touch. the imagination of what his face looked like under his mask was more than good enough for you.

“fuck— fuck me—,” he muttered, his gloved hand reaching up to touch your arm to attempt to halt your movements, it all becoming too much for his body to handle, but as quickly as it came up, it went back down. he wanted this. he wanted you to ruin him, to make him a mess in your hands. he wanted you to tease him about it even after it was done. the condescending tone you got when you spoke to him about it, making his cock strain against his pants when he got flashbacks from the multiple times you did this before.

“huh, shit..” he breathed, his other hand digging into the concrete, having nothing else to support him. his cock continued twitching as you moved your fingers methodically, twisting your wrist, teasing the head— hell, you even used two hands. he could feel his body betraying him. he had tried so very hard to keep it in, to hold his moans back, trying just this once to stop himself from giving you the pleasure you wanted. but in the end, you always got what you wanted.

“jesus fuckin’— christ,” he grunted, cum slowly squirting from his cock. he lifted his hand to cover what he could of his mask, almost embarrassed at how quick and easy you got it out of him, his chest heaving— clearly too as it was the only part of his body that was barely covered. you felt the warmness coat your hand, using your free hand to rub his shoulder to guide him through it.

his hips jerked, almost involuntarily as his cock moved inside your hand, like he just couldn’t get enough— the head peeking out now and again.

“so needy,” you cooed, and he let out a breathy laugh from behind his mask, continuing to fuck himself into your hand.

“shut up.” he said, gruffly. he’d get you back for this..when he was in better condition.

[coffee-noirne]

Oh my! 😍