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dirkstridergothisheadinthegame

Oh shit I forgot it was homestuck day

#logged on for the first time in like a year #just so happens

no-longer-another-bondi-blonde

wayfaring-cryptid

How dare you leave that in the tags?

emmy-award

i want to be wooed....seduced.....romanced.......absolutely railed.......

lolfactory

robin--eggs

piece of shit dot jpg

toonostalgia

punk/goth cartoon girls

n1ghtwanderer

cherishedproperty

It’s just about the price of a cup of coffee.

bunjywunjy

Bunjy a question, do you think any cryptids could plausibly exist?

at least one cryptid definitely does exist in the sense that it was an actual creature who encountered and really freaked out a couple of humans- Mothman!

it was a barred owl.

see, owls have a really bright eyeshine at night, and in a really unusual color- blood red.

and barred owls have the brightest eyeshine of them all- so bright you could swear you were looking at the oncoming headlights of the Hellfire Express!

at close range, the eyeshine of a barred owl would be almost blinding- like shining a bright flashlight directly into those bicycle spoke reflector things. like this:

and wouldn’t you know it, barred owls are found in the areas where Mothman was first sighted.

so what presumably happened was that several people had very close encounters with one or several barred owls, and the red hellfire glare of the owl was so bright that it made the owl’s eyes look the size of fucking softballs!

and since it was night and the owl was moving the shape of it was too indistinct to make out, so the humans’ brains extrapolated a body outline for this unknown creature that was MUCH bigger than the owl actually was! it’s also stupid difficult to judge distances in the sky at night so they may have thought the owl was further away when it was almost on top of them. and HEY PRESTO, A LEGEND WAS BORN.

but this doesn’t mean that Mothman was never real, quite the contrary! Mothman is real in the only place that matters,,,, in our hearts

support owl conservation efforts in your local area though, and you may someday see a Mothman of your own!

thevegetablemarket

ruinedchildhood

stability

I keep my bitcoins in my pussy just like Sonic

hamsandwichwithextramayo

I’m sorry WHAT

stability

I keep my bitcoins, in my pussy, just, like, Sonic

soccer-dilf

do you accept constructive criticism?

stability

no

m4ge-deactivated20210331

there’s a guy in one of my classes who i am secretly battling for dominance over by wearing awful hipster outfits. i dont know if he is thinking the same thing but regardless i intend to win

i thought i won today when i walked into class wearing my awful 1995 figure skating tour of the world (sponsored by campbells soup) t-shirt, mom jeans, and 1980 moscow olympics-theme denim jacket but then he had to walk in wearing a donald duck jacket with matching donald duck socks like what a fucking power move

marbleplant-deactivated20140601

anasabdin

Martian Terrain - 4 colors

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hometoursandotherstuff

What’s encrypting your internet surfing? An algorithm created by a supercomputer? Well, if the site you’re visiting is encrypted by the cyber security firm Cloudflare, your activity may be protected by a wall of lava lamps.

Cloudflare covers websites for Uber, OKCupid, & FitBit, for instance. The wall of lamps in the San Francisco headquarters generates a random code. Over 100 lamps, in a variety of colors, and their patterns deter hackers from accessing data.

As the lava lamps bubble and swirl, a video camera on the ceiling monitors their unpredictable changes and connects the footage to a computer, which converts the randomness into a virtually unhackable code.

Codes created by machines have relatively predictable patterns, so it’s possible for hackers to guess their algorithms, posing a security risk. Lava lamps, add to the equation the sheer randomness of the physical world, making it nearly impossible for hackers to break through.

You might think that this would be kept secret, but it’s not. Simply go in and ask to see the lava lamp display. By allowing people to affect the video footage, human movement, static, and changes in lighting from the windows work together to make the random code even harder to predict.