janie

Welcome. 24. Texas babyyyy

[jumex]

Honey, I contoured the kids

[pukicho]

honestly surprised no one has tried to make the ocean tiny

[new-moon-kitsune]

Too much water. Belly hurting

[pukicho]

Keep drinking

[methhomework]

me as a laywer

me: so you took a shower and then you heard the gun shot

witness: yes

me as a lawyer: isn’t the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you’re forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the immonium thygocolate

witness: i’m bald

[connyhascontrol]

I’m kinkshaming all of Germany

[lord-brixie]

Is it better or worse if I tell y'all that “Nüsse” means “nuts”

[humming-bird-moth]

Dicke means Fat or Thick

[yeeowch]

this post only gets worse

[dragongirltitties]

super dickman’s thick nuts

[xburn0ut]

Why am I laughing so hard

[disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope]

Pixar’s love for tiny details strikes again

[irritable-kiwis]

I know this is supposed to have deep meaning but someone PLEASE edit this into Loss

[theuniverseiswithyou]

[elderitchblaest]

[sparrow-va]

[nightgaunts-deactivated08082015]

[reallyabitch]

will someone please explain this to me immediately

[bongfucker-deactivated20141006]

[st4lker-deactivated20200823]

[aphextwinselectedambientworks]

[the-quasar-hero]

Me: what could be so bad that it warrants the use of that image?

The end: *happens *

Me:

[sleepy-sphinx-deactivated202012]

im begging you watch the whole thing

[sokka-with-his-hair-down]

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[animejebbush]

*bartender slides my drink to me from across the bar and i fucking fling it back twice as hard*

[teathattast]

[planetfuckingjupiter]

new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2013

[pukicho]

YOU WANNA GET RID OF THOSE STUPID FUCKING WATERMARKS?

Just get your picture

CHOOSE the fucking smudge tool dude

and WAM

[moshita-deactivated20180620]

[tinygaysouffle]

bUT SEX ED IN SCHOOL WILL CORRUPT THE CHILDREN IT’S OKAY THEIR PARENTS WILL TELL THEM

[homoluigi]

Im the parent putting doctor pepper in my kids bottle

[bestviralposts]

BarbieQue

[officialunitedstates]

I don’t care who santa thinks he is.  if he flies over u.s. air space without a documented flight plan and sufficient clearance he WILL BE SHOT DOWN.

[compulsive]

[18-3829b-19-deactivated20190505]

[gammywank]

[jacobtheloofah]